Someone Help me PUNK this m/f out., The hometown hero...defeated. Options

[evotuner]

Troy,
I AM this M/F you are wanting to punk out. So let's clear some things up since obviously you either like to stretch the truth, or you don't quite have your facts right.

1. "Okay---
There is this guy talking shit about my car"

I never talked "shit" about your car, what these people on here don't know is you are advertising your car as a "10-second car" and was the "baddest in southeast Iowa, maybe the state) so I called you out on it.


2. "Anyway---he says his 'cousin' makes 680 whp w/ a big 16g(or 20g dont remember)...."

Sorry bro, but you got it all wrong. He is running a FP 3565, and it was dyno'd at 607.8 at the wheels at AMS in Chicago.

3. "And he says his 'cousin' wants to race me for $100 blah blah blah

My cousin racing you and $100 was never mentioned in any email. Trust me, I have them all.


4. "And he'll even race me and beat me w/ his own 91 gsx w/ small 16g, stock I/C, piping...etc."

I own a 93 Talon TSI AWD, not a 91 GSX, I have an EVO III 16G, not a small 16G.
SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING??
Troy likes to run his mouth more than his car. When someone posts they have the biggest or baddest everything, and falsely advertises his car as a "10-second car" that really bothers me. Troy, you have no idea how hard it is to get out of the 12's, let alone in the 10's.

Troy said he "already has a 11.86 timeslip" from Cordova from a few weeks ago. I have five friends that were up there, and you weren't there. Troy, give me 10 minutes and I will have an 8 sec. time slip infront of me as well, but it ain't mine


And finally, #5
"Whatta ya think?"

I think you need to quit running your mouth so much, and either get some track times with YOUR car, or build some street credit and race all these guys that are running Stangs and Firebirds that are Spraying. "People around here worship these guys" I am very flattered but noone "worships" anyone around here, it's all about making a name for yourself running people on the street instead of running your mouth. The way I look at it, you need to beat these guys before you even GET a race with me. I can set up some runs for you if you would like .I don't think my car is the fastest by anymeans, and I know my turbo is only a 16G, but I have been racing AT THE TRACK AND HAVE SLIPS AND VIDEO of OVER 100 passes at various tracks.

So Troy, you always are talking about MAY 30th @ Cordova so I can see this 10 second pass. I probably won't be able to make it because I just had a baby this past weekend. My personal best on the STOCK unported 14B, STOCK SMIC, STOCK exhaust mani, STOCK o2 housing, and STOCK suspension is a 12.84@105.9. I HAVE it on TAPE, and I HAVE the ACTUAL SLIP. I know there are quicker 14B's than what mine was last year, but something tells me you won't even beat that. If you go out and run anything under a 12, that is a great achievement by anyone, and I will congratulate you personally. But you better have it on tape and a slip!

So Troy, here I am, right infront of you, PUNK ME OUT