A new one to the family. Options

[haunter]

for the record, a buddy of mine came up that weekend, got smashed, then passed out in the hallway.

I then went to bed,

He later woke up, still drunk, decided my futon looked comfy, and laid down, we made hot dirty manlove.

And then the picture was taken.

And then I woke up with a sore butt.

I like my version better