Took one down from a roll.... Options

[awd4kicks]

So the other night I was on the long drive home from work in the grape viniards of California. At some point I came upon this sweet little Toyota. It wasn't bad. Had a nice suspension set-up on it. To my amazement I noticed that this little beauty was packing AWD! Sweet, what a find I thought as I attempted to slip by. Nuhuh said the driver of the Toy with a blip of his throttle!!

The next battle for street dominace was initiated as our glares met. The Toyota driver made the initial stab and put me at his rear bumper and then let off. I was able to size up his level of competion from there and he made his intentions totally clear. Both of us made last minute gear selections for that oh so sweet HP spot on the RPM band.

...It's the pinacle of the addrenalyn high as you wait for the climax of acceleration to pour on.

I waited for the AWD Toyota to make the jump again. AS soon as I seen it lurch for acceleration I fed the fuel to my stead. From that point on the Toyota was mine. I reeled him in and put about a half a car on him with suprising quickness. Just for fun I let off a bit to even up and then I punched it for another half car jump. It was almost too easy. The AWD Toyota seemed to have much less power than I had imagined when I first laid eyes on her. AWD or not she just didn't have enough gear for rolling acceleration.

On a side note I can say this was all done at legal speeds cause it was Spy and I going at it in our respective, slow a$$ six cylinder truck and blazer!!!

Sorry I hadn't heard a kill story in so long I had to write something up.

[ncgalant]

So Spy, how's she holding up to that 1000 shot of NAAWWWSSSS??

[xian 1g]

had my windows down so my hair can blow

what hair there MC spy?

i think that mc spy and dee-jay kou in 3 should have a spin off?

white boys.

[xian 1g]

its not the short hair on your head,
or the afro poofs from your hind end,
it sounds like samson hasnt been trimming
where delilah spends all of her time in bed

i heard she got lost
and couldn't find her way out
something about the jawbone of a jack ass
to help her find her route

pubic?
it sounds to me
like this mans in need of a true bic
with some extra blades
maybe a welding torch
and a set of welding shades

to get that area under control
to find his little winch
somewhere hiding underneath that mess,
we all know theres a 'puff of the 8 inch'.
bitch.

[xian 1g]

My tribute to spy: Name that thread...
Are you sure you want to get cute with me?
It was a threat, not to get cute with me.
I have your tough guy, right here in my pants buddy.
If you are feeling froggy, Jump.
Oh yeah...
*Rubbing wang harder*
I got something for ya, where do you want me to mail it?
only time you will be infront of me ____ is when I have you bent over a barrel making you squeel like a pig.
Like I said earlier.. Dogboy BUTTOUT!
I happen to love Prince. Cuz Im a sexy M/FKR.

hahahaha, you crack me up you prince loving sexy m/fkr.

[turbohcar]

?? is this what it's come to? lol you're a sad sad bunch lmao

[awd4kicks]

Bwhahaha...What a load of rubish! Here I was trying to retell a story of true defining power on the boulevards of America and you have the nerve to make up a bunch of crazy trash talk spy!

[KOU In3]

what hair there MC spy?

i think that mc spy and dee-jay kou in 3 should have a spin off?

white boys.

What's with this kid named Xian?
Tryin' to step to me and SpyOn.

Guy acts like I ain't got no flow.
We know he ain't nuttin' but another DSM 'ho.
With a car that leaves him broke as a mofo.
Keep on it and we'll bend you over like you was J'Lo
Kid, don't even act like you don't know.

You built that car to have some fun.
Lightened her down to under a ton.
But we all know that she don't run.
Not even all the way up north to see your 'hun.

Guy says that KOU's got no bump,
but you KNOW that it makes the chicks want to hump.

Keep on talkin' that sh!t
But when we race you'll need more than just the hit.

Walkin' you would be more than cake.
But, don't you got another bolt to go break?

I know you ain't tryin' to act the 'foo
'Cause I'm about to... KOU!



Peace, I'm out

***Drops mike, raises fist, walks off stage with head tucked***

[xian 1g]

Crank Walker

hold on, now wait a minute,
mr. kou,
you need to learn how to really spin it.

white boy
seriously, your rhyming aa bb?
take your 2g ass to star street, backstreet boy wanna be.


1 to the 2, to the 1 g two,
some one got some sneakers for this 7 bolt tool?

the way you rhyme xian with spyOn,
jesus christ your giving my mom a hard on!

did dre write that shit for you?
cuz i know it certainly wasn't the big bad K O U.

these guys already know everything there is to know about me
i'm three months deep on the 4g63

i am white,
i do break bolts,
i do wash and wax my car while she sits on blocks in the front lawn.
Sally is a skinny bitch
with electrical issues
but in three months she's gotten more use
than all of franks two years

MC spy hold your bic lighter way up high
your no match for me and my air scooped ride.
forget this short man,
he's my only friend
short enough to ride in a dsm back end.

dsmcentral, you wanna really KNOW what makes the chicks want to hump.
when the big bad K O U shuts his backstreet boy BUMP the **** UP.


j/k
***drops mike and walks across the stage with your engine***

[KOU In3]

So... is this when they serve the punch and pie?

[xian 1g]

sure thing timberlake...

[xian 1g]

come on spy, what do you have? you can surely beat timberlake.

[hysch]

You guys have any tour dates set?

[xian 1g]

we're trying to align something with prince, since that's the only way spy said he won't leave the band.
i'm getting fed up with him tho. he eats all of the fun-yuns in the tour bus, (and i'm the one buying them)
he thinks that farting is funny, but it really smells bad, (fun-yun farts are the worst)
he's been showing up late to practice,
'i was in the back'

i'm pretty sure he's getting voted off the island.

[natedogg]