dsm central is off the hook, fo sheezy my neezy Options

[akamiami]

yall be knowin this site is da bomb. all da rigg fast whips come ovah hee-ya to get they swerve on fo sho. not like that punk site central illinois imports. them fools is punks and our number one G Mike be jocking their wass gainst the bricks. Go mike go, Brick that shizz cuzz!!!

Dat straight pimp Mike be administering this site like he the man. His skillz are off the chain fo real. He got this mother on lock down straight tight because nobody be getting into our server, that unit is hitting cryptonite, word?

Them chumps over at CII is straight whack yo. They be not knowin whether their site is workin or not from one minute to the other. Word, their muthers must done raised some stupid sons because they can't get their junk together like our straight homeboy Mike!

Mad props to the administration, moderation, and straight assblassteration team here at DSM-muther-fukking-Central and a big shout out to all the whack pooper punks over there at CII. Guess while your dumbass site is down you'll have plenty of time to try to think of ways to make your weak pooper cars fast. BlahhhhPOW!!!! Eat a swizzledizzle to all the fools in the h-crowd!