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post Jan 9 2006, 10:20 PM
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"They said it was out there - hell, I even thought I'd seen it myself. Big, intimidating, hairy sonofabitch from all accounts. Built and shaped into the monster it was to be before it even came to these woods."

"Once here it was the new legend. Rumor had it that it went through alcohol like domestics go through rear rubber. And when downing the stuff he was even meaner still. With all that pedigree and temper he was nothing to be messed with - something to avoid."

"The call went out. He was to be roaming once more. Reaping destruction throughout the peaceful forest. If this legend were true, he must be stopped. How else do you stop such a beast than with a Silver Bullet ..."

Hell, it was personable enough. No threats, no need to put the smack down on any individual from some minority group. Darkness made it a little more nerve-wracking.

I've worked on what I've considered a balky shifter and he claimed he'd gotten to know his own better. I've got a road-racing setup. His is balls-out strip built. I've got the cheap, simplistic flash. He's got the uber-tuning setup with gauges and flashing lights assaulting the interior of his ride.

The strip was open. We lined up at the tree. Three tones rang out.

My high-performance all seasons with 30,000 miles began to spin into a haze. Fortunately, they began to hook up quickly enough. I've only recently gotten better at finding the next gear before fuel-cut and managed to get the shift down. The sideview said I'd blown him out on the launch. Second got more. An adequate shift to third and then fourth kept him in the rear view.

"The mangy silver beast's coat flashed in the moonlight. Barrel gleamed and site levelled. The shot rang out and the creature spun into the ground in a heap. But the round had eluded his cold, shrunken heart and he rose up. Teeth gnashing, claws raking at the air, he launched into an attack..."

The second attempt was a bit clumsy on both parties. Timing and engagement at the third tone was for shit. But he'd not transitioned from starter to driver well either - according to later, unverified reports.

Once engaged the launch itself was much better. The results the same. Recognizable headlights through a haze of dust in the rear view.

"The second and final shot rang out. This one was true. The shock and that primal rage frozen on his face as the frigid, shrunken muscle beat it's last beat. Felled like a tree, the moonlight lit the shining carcass through night's mist."

"Beware the Silver Sasquatch no more. The Silver Bullet protects these woods."


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post Jan 9 2006, 10:36 PM
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That was awsome, man!!!


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post Jan 9 2006, 11:04 PM
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... did you hear that? It was the telltale click-click-click of an MBC ...


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post Jan 9 2006, 11:49 PM
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AWESOME kill story Kazz! Congratulations because that was quite a feat. biggthumpup.gif I can't wait to see the outcome of the next match-up.


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post Jan 10 2006, 10:32 AM
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Very well written! Nice imagery! biggthumpup.gif
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post Jan 10 2006, 02:55 PM
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Wow!!! Kazz lit up Spy both with the car and the pen!! biggthumpup.gif


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post Jan 11 2006, 06:58 PM
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QUOTE (JBone @ Jan 10 2006, 02:55 PM)
Wow!!! Kazz lit up Spy both with the car and the pen!! biggthumpup.gif

totally agreed good one bud biggthumpup.gif
Damn Spy you seem to be slipping tongue.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 09:33 PM
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I'm from pekin. let me get a clutch and I will show him whats up. cool.gif


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post Jan 14 2006, 08:43 PM
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I want to know when this meeting will be held? So I can get some footage of the spanking someone is going to get. laugh.gif NO, I'm serious let me know, I've wanted to use my camera for something other than home movies. biggthumpup.gif


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post Jan 15 2006, 12:22 PM
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QUOTE (spyonu2007 @ Jan 15 2006, 10:17 AM)
The silver sasquatch is pretty elusive these days.

... except in my rearview ... wink.gif


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post Jan 15 2006, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE (spyonu2007 @ Jan 15 2006, 12:58 PM)
QUOTE (Kazz5 @ Jan 15 2006, 06:22 PM)
QUOTE (spyonu2007 @ Jan 15 2006, 10:17 AM)
The silver sasquatch is pretty elusive these days.

... except in my rearview ... wink.gif


Though, if you werent to run again... you could pull and Image and bow out as the winner.

... you wish.


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post Jan 15 2006, 11:57 PM
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QUOTE (spyonu2007 @ Jan 11 2006, 09:13 PM)
His car is freaking fast, what can I say! Too bad none of you bad ass pekin boys are willing to show him whats up.

I would line up with him no problem. this summer we really need to figure out a time and date to meet so we can bust off a couple races put a little of this Pekin vrs. Peoria Domestics vrs. Import shit to rest biggthumpup.gif


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post Jan 16 2006, 07:22 AM
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QUOTE (Cavi @ Jan 15 2006, 11:57 PM)
I would line up with him no problem. this summer we really need to figure out a time and date to meet so we can bust off a couple races put a little of this Pekin vrs. Peoria Domestics vrs. Import shit to rest biggthumpup.gif

WE PICK VIN DEISEL FOR OUR TEAM!!!!!


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thanks hcar.... I am still massaging that area trying to get it ready...
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post Jan 16 2006, 08:43 PM
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Im not real sure what the hell your all talking about. unsure.gif


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post Jan 17 2006, 06:38 PM
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James would be the only person I of know in Pekin that I would even say has a decent import and we all know his shit is crawling LOL tongue.gif
I have heard a lot of hype about that orange integra but am not impressed at all


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post Jan 17 2006, 07:21 PM
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The supercharged orange integra?? Didnt impress me at all.....(i played with it months ago, i guess it could've changed since)
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post Jan 17 2006, 11:17 PM
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does vanness still own that car?


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post Jan 18 2006, 09:51 PM
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QUOTE (akamiami @ Jan 17 2006, 11:17 PM)
does vanness still own that car?

no he dont Delslow owns it now


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post Dec 11 2006, 06:58 PM
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QUOTE (Spyonu2007 @ Dec 11 2006, 01:42 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Sz7xuINrE


Silver what?

Whose cars? Spy vs Kazz?
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post Dec 12 2006, 11:20 AM
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QUOTE (Spyonu2007 @ Dec 11 2006, 08:17 PM)
unknown. No names listed in the video.

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