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Posted by: Kazz5 Jan 9 2006, 10:20 PM

"They said it was out there - hell, I even thought I'd seen it myself. Big, intimidating, hairy sonofabitch from all accounts. Built and shaped into the monster it was to be before it even came to these woods."

"Once here it was the new legend. Rumor had it that it went through alcohol like domestics go through rear rubber. And when downing the stuff he was even meaner still. With all that pedigree and temper he was nothing to be messed with - something to avoid."

"The call went out. He was to be roaming once more. Reaping destruction throughout the peaceful forest. If this legend were true, he must be stopped. How else do you stop such a beast than with a Silver Bullet ..."

Hell, it was personable enough. No threats, no need to put the smack down on any individual from some minority group. Darkness made it a little more nerve-wracking.

I've worked on what I've considered a balky shifter and he claimed he'd gotten to know his own better. I've got a road-racing setup. His is balls-out strip built. I've got the cheap, simplistic flash. He's got the uber-tuning setup with gauges and flashing lights assaulting the interior of his ride.

The strip was open. We lined up at the tree. Three tones rang out.

My high-performance all seasons with 30,000 miles began to spin into a haze. Fortunately, they began to hook up quickly enough. I've only recently gotten better at finding the next gear before fuel-cut and managed to get the shift down. The sideview said I'd blown him out on the launch. Second got more. An adequate shift to third and then fourth kept him in the rear view.

"The mangy silver beast's coat flashed in the moonlight. Barrel gleamed and site levelled. The shot rang out and the creature spun into the ground in a heap. But the round had eluded his cold, shrunken heart and he rose up. Teeth gnashing, claws raking at the air, he launched into an attack..."

The second attempt was a bit clumsy on both parties. Timing and engagement at the third tone was for shit. But he'd not transitioned from starter to driver well either - according to later, unverified reports.

Once engaged the launch itself was much better. The results the same. Recognizable headlights through a haze of dust in the rear view.

"The second and final shot rang out. This one was true. The shock and that primal rage frozen on his face as the frigid, shrunken muscle beat it's last beat. Felled like a tree, the moonlight lit the shining carcass through night's mist."

"Beware the Silver Sasquatch no more. The Silver Bullet protects these woods."

Posted by: BudmannG Jan 9 2006, 10:36 PM

That was awsome, man!!!

Posted by: Kazz5 Jan 9 2006, 11:04 PM

... did you hear that? It was the telltale click-click-click of an MBC ...

Posted by: awd4kicks Jan 9 2006, 11:49 PM

AWESOME kill story Kazz! Congratulations because that was quite a feat. I can't wait to see the outcome of the next match-up.

Posted by: natedogg Jan 10 2006, 10:32 AM

Very well written! Nice imagery!

Posted by: JBone Jan 10 2006, 02:55 PM

Wow!!! Kazz lit up Spy both with the car and the pen!!

Posted by: Cavi Jan 11 2006, 06:58 PM

Wow!!! Kazz lit up Spy both with the car and the pen!!

Posted by: mitsu90 Jan 13 2006, 09:33 PM

I'm from pekin. let me get a clutch and I will show him whats up.

Posted by: BudmannG Jan 14 2006, 08:43 PM

I want to know when this meeting will be held? So I can get some footage of the spanking someone is going to get. NO, I'm serious let me know, I've wanted to use my camera for something other than home movies.

Posted by: Kazz5 Jan 15 2006, 12:22 PM

Posted by: Kazz5 Jan 15 2006, 09:01 PM

QUOTE (Kazz5 @ Jan 15 2006, 06:22 PM)

QUOTE (spyonu2007 @ Jan 15 2006, 10:17 AM)

The silver sasquatch is pretty elusive these days.

... except in my rearview ...

Though, if you werent to run again... you could pull and Image and bow out as the winner.

Posted by: Cavi Jan 15 2006, 11:57 PM

Posted by: The Iron Goat Jan 16 2006, 07:22 AM

I would line up with him no problem. this summer we really need to figure out a time and date to meet so we can bust off a couple races put a little of this Pekin vrs. Peoria Domestics vrs. Import shit to rest

Posted by: Cavi Jan 16 2006, 08:43 PM

Im not real sure what the hell your all talking about.

Posted by: Cavi Jan 17 2006, 06:38 PM

James would be the only person I of know in Pekin that I would even say has a decent import and we all know his shit is crawling LOL
I have heard a lot of hype about that orange integra but am not impressed at all

Posted by: kapoosh Jan 17 2006, 07:21 PM

The supercharged orange integra?? Didnt impress me at all.....(i played with it months ago, i guess it could've changed since)

Posted by: akamiami Jan 17 2006, 11:17 PM

does vanness still own that car?

Posted by: Cavi Jan 18 2006, 09:51 PM

Posted by: Zmann42087 Dec 11 2006, 06:58 PM

Posted by: Booztd 3 Dec 12 2006, 11:20 AM

Posted by: akamiami Dec 16 2006, 04:35 AM

wow, that was one of my last nights in central, IL. Seems like years ago. I was the 'chase' vehicle and I remember that both cars were moving pretty good.

Posted by: Kazz5 Dec 16 2006, 11:48 AM

Posted by: awd4kicks Dec 16 2006, 12:54 PM

Even though that Vid doesn't show everything... it was evident that the white rabbit was more than a hand-full for the 35R. Both are crazy fast machines and surprisingly close on the road.

I can't wait to see all these cars on the hunt again.

Posted by: Kazz5 Dec 16 2006, 04:22 PM

Ahhh, Spring ...

Posted by: awd4kicks Dec 16 2006, 09:06 PM

I hope for the best!

I just know 'Should' and 'will' often have two totally different outcomes from what I've seen from the car scene over the past few years. I've been the poster child for that little bit of experience for quite some time now.

Posted by: Kazz5 Dec 18 2006, 02:26 PM

Which "Masterpiece"?

Posted by: Kazz5 Dec 18 2006, 09:32 PM

Yep, it's definitely spy: obscure as ever.

I guess it doesn't matter. Just bring it out. I guess I'd just say: don't expect to run from a roll.

See you/it/whatever on the track.

Posted by: awd4kicks Dec 18 2006, 10:17 PM

This ought to be a good race. I just hope my camera can keep up with both you alls!

Posted by: Kazz5 Dec 19 2006, 08:51 AM

You'll have to get a seat in one of them - Cordova only has two lanes ...

Posted by: Kazz5 Dec 19 2006, 11:21 AM

QUOTE (Kazz5 @ Dec 19 2006, 08:51 AM)

You'll have to get a seat in one of them - Cordova only has two lanes ...

Safe racing, not double clutching like you should...
You ask any racer... it doesnt matter if you win by an inch, or a mile... Winnings winning...

I think its high time you throw in the hat old man and we race the snake.
Touge style, G.V.D

If you dont know G.V.D, ask ODT about the tsi/vr4 touge of yesteryear... Your going down houghbrow.

Posted by: awd4kicks Dec 19 2006, 02:31 PM

The Touge is like the popular Olimic Winter games 'Louge'. Except in this form, the participants must wear Toga's. It makes for a cold ride, but the two man touge presents some wild sights that only the gay or bi crowd can respect.

How this relates exactly to your EVO's I'm not quite certain...

Posted by: Kazz5 Dec 19 2006, 02:45 PM

ODT?

Crotchrocket? I don't have a motorcycle ... spy-babble again ...

Posted by: awd4kicks Dec 19 2006, 03:03 PM

QUOTE (awd4kicks @ Dec 19 2006, 02:31 PM)

The Touge is like the popular Olimic Winter games 'Louge'.  Except in this form, the participants must wear Toga's.  It makes for a cold ride, but the two man touge presents some wild sights that only the gay or bi crowd can respect.

How this relates exactly to your EVO's I'm not quite certain... 

Figured you would swing that direction... Leave your sickophantic desires out of this....

Its on, like Donkey Kong!

I gots a little domestic violence for that ass.

Posted by: kup125 Dec 19 2006, 04:59 PM

OMG someone has been studying the Fast & Furious collection. is life really that boring for you w/o DSMCentral?