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  Jan 9 2006, 10:20 PM
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 Post Master  Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318  |
"They said it was out there - hell, I even thought I'd seen it myself. Big, intimidating, hairy sonofabitch from all accounts. Built and shaped into the monster it was to be before it even came to these woods."
"Once here it was the new legend. Rumor had it that it went through alcohol like domestics go through rear rubber. And when downing the stuff he was even meaner still. With all that pedigree and temper he was nothing to be messed with - something to avoid." "The call went out. He was to be roaming once more. Reaping destruction throughout the peaceful forest. If this legend were true, he must be stopped. How else do you stop such a beast than with a Silver Bullet ..." Hell, it was personable enough. No threats, no need to put the smack down on any individual from some minority group. Darkness made it a little more nerve-wracking. I've worked on what I've considered a balky shifter and he claimed he'd gotten to know his own better. I've got a road-racing setup. His is balls-out strip built. I've got the cheap, simplistic flash. He's got the uber-tuning setup with gauges and flashing lights assaulting the interior of his ride. The strip was open. We lined up at the tree. Three tones rang out. My high-performance all seasons with 30,000 miles began to spin into a haze. Fortunately, they began to hook up quickly enough. I've only recently gotten better at finding the next gear before fuel-cut and managed to get the shift down. The sideview said I'd blown him out on the launch. Second got more. An adequate shift to third and then fourth kept him in the rear view. "The mangy silver beast's coat flashed in the moonlight. Barrel gleamed and site levelled. The shot rang out and the creature spun into the ground in a heap. But the round had eluded his cold, shrunken heart and he rose up. Teeth gnashing, claws raking at the air, he launched into an attack..." The second attempt was a bit clumsy on both parties. Timing and engagement at the third tone was for shit. But he'd not transitioned from starter to driver well either - according to later, unverified reports. Once engaged the launch itself was much better. The results the same. Recognizable headlights through a haze of dust in the rear view. "The second and final shot rang out. This one was true. The shock and that primal rage frozen on his face as the frigid, shrunken muscle beat it's last beat. Felled like a tree, the moonlight lit the shining carcass through night's mist." "Beware the Silver Sasquatch no more. The Silver Bullet protects these woods." -------------------- ... she likes bein' forced ...
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Jan 9 2006, 10:36 PM
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 Eats and sleeps DSM jargin. Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 2-October 05 From: Waverly, Illinois Member No.: 636 |
That was awsome, man!!!
-------------------- Thanks, Bud!
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Jan 9 2006, 11:04 PM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
... did you hear that? It was the telltale click-click-click of an MBC ...
-------------------- ... she likes bein' forced ...
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Jan 9 2006, 11:49 PM
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DSMCentral Godfather Group: Admin Posts: 3,823 Joined: 10-January 01 From: Washburn Member No.: 26 |
AWESOME kill story Kazz! Congratulations because that was quite a feat.
 I can't wait to see the outcome of the next match-up.
-------------------- In Loving memory of David T Crebo
Greatness comes from the most unexpected places!  |
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Jan 10 2006, 10:32 AM
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 Zen Master DSM Group: Moderators Posts: 3,008 Joined: 10-January 01 From: in front of you Member No.: 5 |
Very well written! Nice imagery!
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Jan 10 2006, 02:55 PM
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 Post Master Group: Members Posts: 729 Joined: 19-September 02 From: New Baden, IL Member No.: 7 |
Wow!!! Kazz lit up Spy both with the car and the pen!!
-------------------- -The original (member) 007. Stop looking at me Spy!!
-98 S-10 P/U creepin' low on stock 15s!! -You come off just a little more intelligent if you know how to spell the insults in addition to saying them |
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Jan 11 2006, 06:58 PM
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Beginner Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 16-December 05 From: Creve Tucky Member No.: 751 |
QUOTE (JBone @ Jan 10 2006, 02:55 PM) Wow!!! Kazz lit up Spy both with the car and the pen!! totally agreed good one bud Damn Spy you seem to be slipping 
--------------------  Orange Juiced Squeezed Daily |
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Jan 13 2006, 09:33 PM
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 Eats and sleeps DSM jargin. Group: Members Posts: 1,754 Joined: 25-June 04 From: 61554 Member No.: 314 |
I'm from pekin. let me get a clutch and I will show him whats up.
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Jan 14 2006, 08:43 PM
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Eats and sleeps DSM jargin. Group: Members Posts: 1,108 Joined: 2-October 05 From: Waverly, Illinois Member No.: 636 |
I want to know when this meeting will be held? So I can get some footage of the spanking someone is going to get.
 NO, I'm serious let me know, I've wanted to use my camera for something other than home movies.
-------------------- Thanks, Bud!
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Jan 15 2006, 12:22 PM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
QUOTE (spyonu2007 @ Jan 15 2006, 10:17 AM) The silver sasquatch is pretty elusive these days. ... except in my rearview ... 
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Jan 15 2006, 09:01 PM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
QUOTE (spyonu2007 @ Jan 15 2006, 12:58 PM) QUOTE (Kazz5 @ Jan 15 2006, 06:22 PM) QUOTE (spyonu2007 @ Jan 15 2006, 10:17 AM) The silver sasquatch is pretty elusive these days. ... except in my rearview ... Though, if you werent to run again... you could pull and Image and bow out as the winner. ... you wish. -------------------- ... she likes bein' forced ...
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Jan 15 2006, 11:57 PM
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Beginner Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 16-December 05 From: Creve Tucky Member No.: 751 |
QUOTE (spyonu2007 @ Jan 11 2006, 09:13 PM) His car is freaking fast, what can I say! Too bad none of you bad ass pekin boys are willing to show him whats up. I would line up with him no problem. this summer we really need to figure out a time and date to meet so we can bust off a couple races put a little of this Pekin vrs. Peoria Domestics vrs. Import shit to rest
-------------------- Orange Juiced Squeezed Daily |
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Jan 16 2006, 07:22 AM
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QUOTE (Cavi @ Jan 15 2006, 11:57 PM) I would line up with him no problem. this summer we really need to figure out a time and date to meet so we can bust off a couple races put a little of this Pekin vrs. Peoria Domestics vrs. Import shit to rest WE PICK VIN DEISEL FOR OUR TEAM!!!!! -------------------- QUOTE (gsxracer80 @ Oct 31 2006, 12:41 AM)
thanks hcar.... I am still massaging that area trying to get it ready...  |
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Jan 16 2006, 08:43 PM
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Beginner Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 16-December 05 From: Creve Tucky Member No.: 751 |
Im not real sure what the hell your all talking about.
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Jan 17 2006, 06:38 PM
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Beginner Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 16-December 05 From: Creve Tucky Member No.: 751 |
James would be the only person I of know in Pekin that I would even say has a decent import and we all know his shit is crawling LOL
I have heard a lot of hype about that orange integra but am not impressed at all -------------------- Orange Juiced Squeezed Daily |
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Jan 17 2006, 07:21 PM
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DSMCentral Freak Group: Members Posts: 291 Joined: 14-July 04 Member No.: 339 |
The supercharged orange integra?? Didnt impress me at all.....(i played with it months ago, i guess it could've changed since)
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Jan 17 2006, 11:17 PM
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 Eats and sleeps DSM jargin. Group: Moderators Posts: 1,156 Joined: 23-September 02 Member No.: 16 |
does vanness still own that car?
-------------------- my cars breath smells like car food
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Jan 18 2006, 09:51 PM
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Beginner Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 16-December 05 From: Creve Tucky Member No.: 751 |
QUOTE (akamiami @ Jan 17 2006, 11:17 PM) does vanness still own that car? no he dont Delslow owns it now -------------------- Orange Juiced Squeezed Daily |
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Dec 11 2006, 06:58 PM
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 Person of Wisdom Group: Members Posts: 215 Joined: 30-December 05 From: Champaign Member No.: 763 |
QUOTE (Spyonu2007 @ Dec 11 2006, 01:42 PM) Whose cars? Spy vs Kazz? |
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Dec 12 2006, 11:20 AM
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Person of Wisdom Group: Members Posts: 244 Joined: 3-March 03 From: Bloomington Member No.: 97 |
QUOTE (Spyonu2007 @ Dec 11 2006, 08:17 PM) unknown. No names listed in the video. haha -------------------- 1990 Nissan 300ZX T
1992 Accord EX |
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Dec 16 2006, 04:35 AM
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Eats and sleeps DSM jargin. Group: Moderators Posts: 1,156 Joined: 23-September 02 Member No.: 16 |
wow, that was one of my last nights in central, IL. Seems like years ago. I was the 'chase' vehicle and I remember that both cars were moving pretty good.
-------------------- my cars breath smells like car food
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Dec 16 2006, 11:48 AM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
QUOTE (akamiami @ Dec 16 2006, 04:35 AM) wow, that was one of my last nights in central, IL. Seems like years ago. I was the 'chase' vehicle and I remember that both cars were moving pretty good. You'd better get your ass back here this spring for the follow-up hunt to make sure that critter's dead ... -------------------- ... she likes bein' forced ...
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Dec 16 2006, 12:54 PM
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DSMCentral Godfather Group: Admin Posts: 3,823 Joined: 10-January 01 From: Washburn Member No.: 26 |
Even though that Vid doesn't show everything... it was evident that the white rabbit was more than a hand-full for the 35R. Both are crazy fast machines and surprisingly close on the road.
I can't wait to see all these cars on the hunt again. -------------------- In Loving memory of David T Crebo
Greatness comes from the most unexpected places! |
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Dec 16 2006, 04:22 PM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
Ahhh, Spring ...
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Dec 16 2006, 09:06 PM
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DSMCentral Godfather Group: Admin Posts: 3,823 Joined: 10-January 01 From: Washburn Member No.: 26 |
I hope for the best!
I just know 'Should' and 'will' often have two totally different outcomes from what I've seen from the car scene over the past few years. I've been the poster child for that little bit of experience for quite some time now. -------------------- In Loving memory of David T Crebo
Greatness comes from the most unexpected places! |
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Dec 18 2006, 02:26 PM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
Which "Masterpiece"?
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Dec 18 2006, 09:32 PM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
Yep, it's definitely spy: obscure as ever.
I guess it doesn't matter. Just bring it out. I guess I'd just say: don't expect to run from a roll. See you/it/whatever on the track. -------------------- ... she likes bein' forced ...
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Dec 18 2006, 10:17 PM
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DSMCentral Godfather Group: Admin Posts: 3,823 Joined: 10-January 01 From: Washburn Member No.: 26 |
This ought to be a good race. I just hope my camera can keep up with both you alls!
-------------------- In Loving memory of David T Crebo
Greatness comes from the most unexpected places! |
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Dec 19 2006, 08:51 AM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
You'll have to get a seat in one of them - Cordova only has two lanes ...
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Dec 19 2006, 11:21 AM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
QUOTE (Spyonu2007 @ Dec 19 2006, 08:55 AM) QUOTE (Kazz5 @ Dec 19 2006, 08:51 AM) You'll have to get a seat in one of them - Cordova only has two lanes ... Safe racing, not double clutching like you should... You ask any racer... it doesnt matter if you win by an inch, or a mile... Winnings winning... I think its high time you throw in the hat old man and we race the snake. Touge style, G.V.D If you dont know G.V.D, ask ODT about the tsi/vr4 touge of yesteryear... Your going down houghbrow. Wow, exactly what are you challenging? Forgive my not being in on some of what the hell you're babbling about here... 
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Dec 19 2006, 02:31 PM
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DSMCentral Godfather Group: Admin Posts: 3,823 Joined: 10-January 01 From: Washburn Member No.: 26 |
The Touge is like the popular Olimic Winter games 'Louge'. Except in this form, the participants must wear Toga's. It makes for a cold ride, but the two man touge presents some wild sights that only the gay or bi crowd can respect.
How this relates exactly to your EVO's I'm not quite certain... 
-------------------- In Loving memory of David T Crebo
Greatness comes from the most unexpected places! |
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Dec 19 2006, 02:45 PM
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Post Master Group: Members Posts: 986 Joined: 7-July 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 318 |
 ODT? Crotchrocket? I don't have a motorcycle ... spy-babble again ... -------------------- ... she likes bein' forced ...
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Dec 19 2006, 03:03 PM
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DSMCentral Godfather Group: Admin Posts: 3,823 Joined: 10-January 01 From: Washburn Member No.: 26 |
QUOTE (Spyonu2007 @ Dec 19 2006, 08:38 PM) QUOTE (awd4kicks @ Dec 19 2006, 02:31 PM) The Touge is like the popular Olimic Winter games 'Louge'. Except in this form, the participants must wear Toga's. It makes for a cold ride, but the two man touge presents some wild sights that only the gay or bi crowd can respect. How this relates exactly to your EVO's I'm not quite certain... Figured you would swing that direction... Leave your sickophantic desires out of this.... Its on, like Donkey Kong! I gots a little domestic violence for that ass. Hahaha..whatever. Pot callin the kettle black you sick SOB.
-------------------- In Loving memory of David T Crebo
Greatness comes from the most unexpected places! |
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Dec 19 2006, 04:59 PM
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Info Seeker Group: Members Posts: 83 Joined: 10-March 05 Member No.: 470 |
OMG someone has been studying the Fast & Furious collection. is life really that boring for you w/o DSMCentral?
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