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 Aug 9 2006, 05:46 AM
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DSM Tech Wizard  Group: Members Posts: 2,404 Joined: 16-December 03 From: Fletcher/Bloomington Member No.: 214  |
What's fast, removes her top easily, does burnouts, and is black all over?
-------------------- "I hear he tunes the space shuttle also...and that thing is fast"
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Aug 9 2006, 05:53 AM
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 Eats and sleeps DSM jargin. Group: Members Posts: 1,995 Joined: 27-November 04 From: Yates City IL Member No.: 389 |
a black whore on meth?????
-------------------- 92 Eagle Talon TSI AWD "The Black Golfball" How fast can a 14B go???
91 Chevy C1500 "Problem Child" **SOLD** 01 Impala DD 07 Trailblazer Wife's new DD Cars run on blood, sweat, and horsepower... Without the first two, you can't get the last" SOB Racing "Sitting On Blocks" |
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Aug 9 2006, 06:25 AM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,256 Joined: 10-January 01 From: central IL Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE (black92_tsi_awd @ Aug 9 2006, 05:53 AM) a black whore on meth????? I'm going with this answer too... -------------------- The fastest car I own is a minivan....
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Aug 9 2006, 07:27 AM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,404 Joined: 16-December 03 From: Fletcher/Bloomington Member No.: 214 |
I suppose you could call her that...
 She is pretty addicted to the pedal on the right.    
-------------------- "I hear he tunes the space shuttle also...and that thing is fast"
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Aug 9 2006, 08:06 AM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,256 Joined: 10-January 01 From: central IL Member No.: 10 |
Nice!
-------------------- The fastest car I own is a minivan....
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Aug 9 2006, 08:09 AM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,404 Joined: 16-December 03 From: Fletcher/Bloomington Member No.: 214 |
The squeeze wouldn't be bad but right now she's in dire need of some maintenance. It has been well maintained for the last 6 years of it's life, this I know. But, it has been sitting for the last year or so as well and doesn't run quite up to spec. Tires are dry rot, trans fluid needs changed, oil change, fuel filter, plugs,....blah blah blah. Exterior needs a bit of work as well since it's spent the last 3-4 years in Chicago and the big city wasn't very nice to the car. It's every bit as fast as the Talon seemed to be in stock form so, I'm going to hold off on the mods until all the maintenance work is finished.
-------------------- "I hear he tunes the space shuttle also...and that thing is fast"
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Aug 9 2006, 08:13 AM
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 DSMCentral Freak Group: Members Posts: 388 Joined: 2-January 03 From: Peoria Heights Member No.: 59 |
Ttops, mmmmm tasty! Fbodys are a f***ing blast to drive, have fun man! Also if your driving your car towards the end of the year, and you see a snow flake, have some good walking shoes on hand
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Aug 9 2006, 09:29 AM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,404 Joined: 16-December 03 From: Fletcher/Bloomington Member No.: 214 |
Snowflakes? Rain drops scare me! This one will be stored over winter anyway. The Cavillac still retains daily driver duties.
-------------------- "I hear he tunes the space shuttle also...and that thing is fast"
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Aug 9 2006, 10:33 AM
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Eats and sleeps DSM jargin. Group: Members Posts: 1,995 Joined: 27-November 04 From: Yates City IL Member No.: 389 |
Looks pretty nice, congradulations!
I never liked those wheels on that car, nice aftermarker purchase will fix that. -------------------- 92 Eagle Talon TSI AWD "The Black Golfball" How fast can a 14B go???
91 Chevy C1500 "Problem Child" **SOLD** 01 Impala DD 07 Trailblazer Wife's new DD Cars run on blood, sweat, and horsepower... Without the first two, you can't get the last" SOB Racing "Sitting On Blocks" |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:52 AM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,404 Joined: 16-December 03 From: Fletcher/Bloomington Member No.: 214 |
QUOTE (black92_tsi_awd @ Aug 9 2006, 10:33 AM) Looks pretty nice, congradulations! I never liked those wheels on that car, nice aftermarker purchase will fix that. Believe me, I'm trying. I want to get them before I put tires on it so that I don't have to buy two sets of tires with two sets of wheels. You guys wouldn't believe what happened today though. A little old lady backed into it at a stop sign! She was waiting for traffic to pass and an RV Camper was wanting to turn onto the road we were on. She feels the need to be nice and backup to give him room. She didn't realize that I was behind her and WITHOUT LOOKING starts backing up. I started honking the horn and yelling out the window at her. Did she hear me you ask? NO, she just keeps on going and hits me doing less than 3mph. Lucky for her and her little Chiwhawua (or however you spell it) dog, no scrapes, scratches or paint transfer occured. Even though I could have easily had the car repainted with the scrapes and scratches that are already present, I chose not to take on the higher insurance premium and keep it off the record. She gave me a hug and told me that she was sorry. Crazy sh*t huh? Haven't had the car for a week yet! -------------------- "I hear he tunes the space shuttle also...and that thing is fast"
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Aug 9 2006, 11:21 AM
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Person of Wisdom Group: Members Posts: 244 Joined: 3-March 03 From: Bloomington Member No.: 97 |
QUOTE (turbohcar @ Aug 9 2006, 11:52 AM) I chose not to take on the higher insurance premium and keep it off the record. If she hit you, your insurance wouldnt have anything to do with the claim...... -------------------- 1990 Nissan 300ZX T
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Aug 9 2006, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE (turbohcar @ Aug 9 2006, 10:52 AM) You guys wouldn't believe what happened today though. A little old lady backed into it at a stop sign!.... She didn't realize that I was behind her and WITHOUT LOOKING starts backing up. I started honking the horn and yelling out the window at her. Did she hear me you ask? NO, she just keeps on going and hits me doing less than 3mph. Lucky for her and her little Chiwhawua (or however you spell it) dog, no scrapes, scratches or paint transfer occured. ... She gave me a hug and told me that she was sorry. Crazy sh*t huh? Haven't had the car for a week yet! I'da slapped that ho down wit my pimp cane!!! You can't allow such behavior from elederly persons. They'll never learn unless someone is there to break their hip when they screw up. Brett, I'm really dissapointed in you. Get with me, and I'll hunt her down and "square things up" with her. -------------------- QUOTE (gsxracer80 @ Oct 31 2006, 12:41 AM)
thanks hcar.... I am still massaging that area trying to get it ready...  |
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Aug 9 2006, 09:24 PM
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Web Administrator Yo! Group: Admin Posts: 516 Joined: 30-August 04 From: Mackinaw, IL Member No.: 376 |
Nice ride! Sometimes I miss the sidewaysness of the 95 TA I had.
Give er one good stomp and keep it sideways through second for me.
-------------------- Fast & Furious on the outside...DSM under the hood!!!
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Aug 9 2006, 11:02 PM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,404 Joined: 16-December 03 From: Fletcher/Bloomington Member No.: 214 |
Meh, it's not worth the hassle even if my insurance had nothing to do with it. I guess I always assumed that if I got into an accident (even if it wasn't my fault) that my rate would go up. No biggie though, lesson learned. Thanks for the kind words guys. This is definitely one of those cars that brings a smile to your face just by sitting down and turning the key. She oughtta be road worthy soon.
-------------------- "I hear he tunes the space shuttle also...and that thing is fast"
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Aug 10 2006, 06:22 PM
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 DSMCentral Freak Group: Members Posts: 259 Joined: 6-February 04 From: Bloomington Member No.: 233 |
Sweet!!! I vote for slicks and skinnys!!
-------------------- Yeah!!!!!!!!!!! AND WASH THAT THING OFF BEFORE YOU COME BACK!!! GROSS
FP 3065, Ported 2G exahust manifold, AEM EMS, 3" 02 housing, Shepard Racing Stage 3 tranny, Fadinza 8 LB. flywheel, Exedy stage 2 tripple puck thick ceramic cluch, 08 from the tank to filter, -6 to rail from filter, Aeromotive FPR 1:1 riseing rate, Crower Stage 4's. All of that and I don't know what I want to do next. |
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Aug 10 2006, 09:00 PM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,404 Joined: 16-December 03 From: Fletcher/Bloomington Member No.: 214 |
Big girls need love too...
-------------------- "I hear he tunes the space shuttle also...and that thing is fast"
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Aug 11 2006, 08:31 AM
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 DSMCentral Freak Group: Members Posts: 365 Joined: 3-January 03 From: Mt. Sterling, IL Member No.: 60 |
Turbo it!! The sound of a V8 mixed with the spool of a turbo.
-------------------- 2005 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS- Pretty daily driver
--------------------------------------- 1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX- Traded in, buhbye little buddy 1994 Plymouth Laser- 1.8 auto. 1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse- GS auto. RIP 12/5/02 |
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Aug 11 2006, 09:07 AM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,404 Joined: 16-December 03 From: Fletcher/Bloomington Member No.: 214 |
Actually, I think that's what I was trying to get away from. Not so much the turbocharger itself, but the complexity that comes with upgrading a turbo car. This one will be mostly stock for awhile. Although, a supercharger doesn't sound that bad...
-------------------- "I hear he tunes the space shuttle also...and that thing is fast"
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Aug 11 2006, 09:31 AM
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DSM Tech Wizard Group: Members Posts: 2,256 Joined: 10-January 01 From: central IL Member No.: 10 |
Stroke it! 383 baby, yea!!
-------------------- The fastest car I own is a minivan....
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Aug 12 2006, 10:42 AM
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DSMCentral Freak Group: Members Posts: 259 Joined: 6-February 04 From: Bloomington Member No.: 233 |
QUOTE (turbohcar @ Aug 10 2006, 09:00 PM) Big girls need love too...  I knew it.
-------------------- Yeah!!!!!!!!!!! AND WASH THAT THING OFF BEFORE YOU COME BACK!!! GROSS
FP 3065, Ported 2G exahust manifold, AEM EMS, 3" 02 housing, Shepard Racing Stage 3 tranny, Fadinza 8 LB. flywheel, Exedy stage 2 tripple puck thick ceramic cluch, 08 from the tank to filter, -6 to rail from filter, Aeromotive FPR 1:1 riseing rate, Crower Stage 4's. All of that and I don't know what I want to do next. |
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