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Feb 2 2004, 12:04 AM
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Eats and sleeps DSM jargin. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,985 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Peoria, IL Member No.: 150 |
well, I met up with a ricer in a VTEC Honda tonight while driving my completely stock '04 Cav. (NO mods, just bought it)
As I was on my home from work tonight, I came to a stop sign on a coincidently straight road followed closely by a VTEC Honda Civic. As I sat at the stop waiting for the cross traffic to go through the intersection I hear the high reving Honda trumpeting through his Fart can behind me. Reving higher and higher as if trying to intise a race. dont know if he is just hard up for a dig or if he just wanted to make himself feel good by attempting to blow off a bone stock Cav. As the traffic clears he pulls beside me and rolls down his pass. side window and begins the bench racing. He says "wanna run 'em", then I said "It's all stock but if you wanna go, I don't turn down a dig from a Honda boy" He then said "well your gonna learn what Vtec is all about tonight" I said "on your launch I'll go" He launched, and as he took off he spins the tires (only about a time or two around) I pulled out, squeezing on the throttle as to not spin the tires which would induce a quick reduction of power from my traction control system. his engine revs higher and higher but it seems to be know match for the Ecotec Cav. as I am now looking at his front fender with what looks like some fins off of a maco shark. As my automatic trani shifts steadily into second gear I begin to see the trademark Honda Boy, body kit front bumper in my drivers side rear view. I am now aproaching my shift into third and I am close now to a slow but very painful kill. The Honda boy decides to keep this race alive all the way to 90 M.P.H. and then I notice that we are going to be coming up to a populated area so I back off. I then witness the all famous Honda fly-by. Honda Civic w/ VTEC = $9,000 Body kit = $1500 Maco shark fins on the fenders = $500 Fart can/cold air/and strut tower brace = $500 walking his egotistical ass in an absolulely bone stock Cav. = Priceless!!!! -------------------- You CAN sleep in your car, but your CAN NOT race your house!!!
------------------------------------------------------- Double Decker spoilers are uber ricerlicious!!!! |
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Feb 2 2004, 12:38 AM
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![]() Post Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 972 Joined: 30-October 02 Member No.: 34 |
Those shark fins are JDM though. No way you took him. I call BS unless you post pics of your HP adding stickers that evened out the mods.
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Feb 2 2004, 10:28 AM
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DSMCentral Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 256 Joined: 30-October 02 From: Chicago Member No.: 33 |
haha..lol. great kill.
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Feb 2 2004, 11:59 AM
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![]() Zen Master DSM ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 3,008 Joined: 10-January 01 From: in front of you Member No.: 5 |
QUOTE (gsxracer80 @ Feb 2 2004, 12:04 AM) He then said "well your gonna learn what Vtec is all about tonight" ROFLMAO! |
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Feb 2 2004, 02:13 PM
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DSMCentral Godfather ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,823 Joined: 10-January 01 From: Washburn Member No.: 26 |
This is exactly why I have never understood why anyone decides to mod a Honda. I mean what can they beat that makes them appear to have potential? I'm lost I guess, because there sure a lot more Honda owners than DSM owners.
-------------------- In Loving memory of David T Crebo
Greatness comes from the most unexpected places! ![]() |
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Feb 2 2004, 02:58 PM
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![]() Zen Master DSM ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 3,008 Joined: 10-January 01 From: in front of you Member No.: 5 |
With the Honda guys its all about naturally aspirated hp per liter. A very, VERY important statistic.
I will give Mike Ranta props though. His civic was damn fast for a n/a 4 cylinder. |
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Feb 2 2004, 03:17 PM
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DSMCentral Godfather ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,823 Joined: 10-January 01 From: Washburn Member No.: 26 |
And high HP/Liter is a respectable goal. But the expense required to make a Honda even remotely fast is mind boggling. That's why people that buy a Honda and automatically think it's fast blow my mind.
-------------------- In Loving memory of David T Crebo
Greatness comes from the most unexpected places! ![]() |
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Feb 2 2004, 10:31 PM
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Post Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 908 Joined: 7-October 03 From: Chillicothe, IL Member No.: 182 |
I just wish we could compair to thier weight. I've seen civics that run high twelves on a t-25. I'd like to see a fwd DSM do that.
-------------------- GVR4 866/1000 = the perpetually broken car
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Feb 2 2004, 11:38 PM
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Person of Wisdom ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 190 Joined: 8-November 03 From: Washington DC Member No.: 197 |
"and then he did his trademark ricer flybye"
It's funny that you can spank him in his so called racer in your dailly driver. -------------------- Somebody make the pain stop. They won't let me go.
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Feb 8 2004, 01:41 PM
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![]() Info Seeker ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 98 Joined: 1-September 03 Member No.: 164 |
I think my signiture says it all
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