Stupid car things...

Ok I found this on MSN... I love the way they say of a noise and then try to tell you exactly what it is when it could more or less be like 20 other things...

[B]Buzzing: Vibration of a loose fascia, vent, knob or wiring connector rattling against ductwork usually causes this bee-like noise. Debris in the ductwork also causes buzzing. High-pitched buzzing from under the vehicle usually means the heat shield on the catalytic converter is loose.
Clicking: A metallic-sounding clicking noise that becomes more frequent as the throttle is applied may be caused by bent or loose fan blade hitting the radiator or protective shroud. This is especially true on older vehicles with metal fan blades.
Clunking or thumping: A heavy, metallic sounding noise that usually happens as the vehicle is put into gear. On rear-wheel drive vehicles it can indicate a failing universal joint on the drive shaft. Also, check for loose items stored in the trunk.
Grating or grinding: Metallic grating or grinding sounds occurring when the brakes are applied means worn brake pads or shoes. Good brakes are vital to vehicle safety. Get them repaired right away.
Growling: On older vehicles, a growling sound coming from under the dash means a worn speedometer cable. In the engine, it can mean the crankshaft bearings are worn. Growling sounds may also be an indication of rear end problems.
Hissing: If it sounds like air escaping, it probably is. Check the tires for a puncture or loose valve stem. Escaping steam from a blown radiator hose also hisses. When checking for steam, open the hood carefully. Steams burns can be nasty.
Knocking: A metallic knocking sound like a hammer hitting a metal door could mean worn piston rod bearings, allowing the piston rod to knock against the inside of the engine, destroying it in minutes.
Pinging: If the engine makes noises that sound like loose gravel in a tin can, you probably have pre-ignition, a condition caused by improper timing or by using the wrong octane fuel.
Rattles: These can be caused by anything from a loose jack handle in the trunk to a broken or loose shock. Check for loose items before seeing the mechanic.
Squeaks: Most squeaks are in the suspension system and are caused by a combination of road dirt and a lack of lubrication. Pressure wash the suspension and get a lube job. Spraying door seals with a Teflon lubricant will usually cure squeaking doors.
Squealing or screeching: A loose drive belt can cause a high-pitched squeal under the hood. If the sound happens as the brakes are applied, the wear indicators are telling you the pads are worn.
Tapping or ticking: A light metallic tapping or ticking sound may mean that the valves aren't getting proper lubrication or need adjustment.
[/B]A whirring, whirling sound may be an indication of pending automatic transmission trouble.
Whistle: Caused by disturbed airflow around the vehicle, whistles can be difficult to pinpoint. Anything from a loose molding, antenna, mirror, roof rack or slightly open window can cause a whistle.

Stupid DUB CITY!!

Ok so I go to pekin to race often... So its off season for my camaro so its not out, So my Jeeps broke and im driving my 82yr old grandpas 93? dogde dokota sport 3.9 V-6 all stock its pretty quick but its "doesnt have the cob webs blown out of it" so yeah it has more potential. ANY WAY knowing people down there I was just hanging out with friends most of the cars down there were cobras, GT's, a Vette 450hp K20 truck, Big bad toys. So this little VW Jetta GTI??? hatch back thing with a huge fart pipe, neon lights and sitckers all over it kept driving by and reving it (just knowing he would get killed by mostly anything down there. So i asked him to race my friends SC thunderbird and my friend just laughed at him so I told him I would take him in the sport. So we go and line up I go "SAY WHEN!" he repiles "ON THREE"...."THREE" (wheels spinning and he takes off) I calmly look over to my friend and say "WHAT THE HELL??" and mash it to the floor I take off pulling on him in first, then second... came right next to the passenger front fender as we crosed the line... We got back and hes like "yeah i got cold air intake and a fart pipe" I go Ya feel proud to beat a totaly stock auto truck? and you had to cheat? He goes well i dunno and mumbled off... Oh well he won I give it to him but it was rather cheap...

Later my friend after the race call all our friends and goes "MAN we just got beat by a ricer with a dub city sticker!"