Wow.

That takes guts.

What are your skills?

Slap that thong on and go work the corner!!!! Seriously man that sucks yet is good at the same time, hopefully you'll find something else.

LMFAO! You are my hero Sir Dan! Ive been wanting to do that for so long! Office space!

USED CAR SALESMAN!

I hear Menards pays $7 or so an hour weekdays, time and a half weekends. Between that and your thriving DSM buy/sell/trade/part business I imagine you would do ok, and probably have a hell of alot more fun.

I know my favorite job was running parts for Harry, er, Carquest from Metamora to Washburn, Lacon, Toluca, Roanoke, Eureka, East Peoria, Spring Bay etc etc etc. Got to talk to all kinds of mechanics, think alot, and it was involved with cars. Only paid $5.50 an hour...

Second favorite was pushing carts at Kroger's. Believe it or not I was 145 lbs and in shape then and just really enjoyed being able to clear the parking lot faster than anyone else and volunteered even on blizzard or 100 degree days. Small victories.

Everything happens for a reason.

you can do that if you'd like.

no promises.

Does it have to be local?

Go back in the military!!! on second thought.... wait don't do that

go work at slopny or become the best used car salesman in three counties.... try O'Brien Mitsubishi... that way you can say you have experience selling Mitsu's

hey if I'm being sold were is my cut

State Farm Insurance is hiring on some upper level jobs. They don't announce them to the public because they say their on a "hiring freeze" but I know a couple people that may be able to help you out. Try their website if you wanna find out more about the jobs there. Or you could try Spherion, it's a temp agency that State Farm hires alot of people from. Problem is all that is here in Bloomington.

Sweet. You stuck it to "The Man." Good job Spy.

Why didn't you swallow your pride and underperform to a point where you get the boot? Or just not show up and get fired?

My buddy and brother did just that and got $332 PER WEEK in unemployment for 9 MONTHS.

Eh, whatever. Check out Monster.com or hotjobs.com. They used to blackholes for resumes, but I've heard good things lately. Good luck...

dan, if you are really serious about selling your house please pm me with the specifics......may be interested and congrats on tellin those douche bags where to stick it, I know you didn't like it there.......ever think of stripping? lol j/k

Congrats Spy. Have you found a new house yet?

Now the hard part moving his dsms

Wow, more cahones than me. Something tells me you've got something up your sleeve though.

its dan, he always has something up his sleeve

don't know what job you can do, but if it's IT or accounting, Earnst & Young in LA is hiring like mad and desparate for people. Starting salary with 3+ years is low to mid 60's..

Smartass

You're not the only one looking for a job without being employed currently either. I'm looking myself. I found that if you boil yourself two cups of Ramen noodles, pour both cups into a bowl, and sprinkle with shredded cheese and a sauce of your choice the whole nasty dried noodle taste is more tolerable. BTW, I knew you were jk, I couldn't imagine you choosing to sleep in a dumpster rather than in one of your many cars.

hey congrats dan,
I did the same recently.... got into a pissing match with my boss one night, walked in the next day put in my two weeks... Put out some electronic resume's, got a call back the next morning asking me to start the next day... Then i terminated my 2weeks notice and quit all of my other jobs on the spot.


arlington heights? stay away from there. the girls are sassy bitches.

sassy huh.... depends on what kind of sassy, I kinda like it