I'm not sure why this is on a nissan site but it has some funny stuff in it.

http://nissan300zx001.tripod.com/id24.htm

390 things... wow.

A lot of truth there!

me and JVB went through this last night....some of my favorites that ring true for me:

11 = If you drive 5 extra blocks for a gas station that has
1 more octane point
12 = If you get refused on your tread wear warranty every
time you have tried, because of poor alignment.
21 = You only carry a Palm Pilot to log your engine's data.
24 = Your wife/girlfriend wishes your car never exsisted.
32 = your eye automatically catches EVERY dsm that drives
by on the highway
48 = If your car consists of parts from more than 10 other
DSMs.....
52 = If your pasanger window takes more that five minutes
to get all the way up
54 = If your DSM is the most unreliable car you have ever
owned, but still your favorite......
63 = You get in alot of races because your car "auto-revs"
for you.
90 = if you slam 2nd hard enough your wipers turn on
95 = your friend with a 5.0 says "at least my car is
reliable"
116 = You have your girlfriend drive you "far" distances
becuase you actually want to get there.
125 = If you tell people you have a two seater so that you
don't have to watch them suffer in the back seats.....
128 = If you have attemted sex in your car once, and vowed
never to do it again.
144 = Your girlfriend knows what DSM stands for.
152 =You say a grinding transmission is "normal"
167 = you go to an autoparts store and ask for Eagle Talon
Parts hoping that those stupid people think they are
cheaper than the Mistubishi Eclipe parts.
173 = when you hear "horsecock" you think of a shifter!
181 = The black deposits on the rear bumper are now "part
of the paint"
195 = If you have over boosted without consideration of the
cosequenses, just to see what she does
214 = People ask you what dyno shop you use for tuning, and
you laugh at the thought.
231 = Your girlfriend drives you around more times then you
drive her
262 = Your friends know exactly where your BISS screw is,
and fix your idle more then you do.
267 = your e-mail address or instant messaging screenname
has something to do with your car
268 = You have Honduhs rev on you more often than R. Kelly
visits a McDonalds Playplace
286 = You wish you could just start over ... and do it all
right.
287 = Being poor doesn't even bother you anymore.




classics

so simply true that it is funny..... thanks for the link

I think that 90% of those apply to me..... and I am sure that I have heard all of them before on this board

16 = If people ask you what's wrong with your car because
it keeps making this noise.

34 = if it's a 2g non spyder, you quickly check to see if
it has stock dual pipes. then turn back to see you are
swerving off the road

50 = If you take offense to the word Riceburner.....

51 = If you have a stick in your car, that's job is to prop
up the hatch.....

62 = Some people would like to go to Europe, you'd like to
visit Normal IL.

63 = You get in alot of races because your car "auto-revs"
for you.

65 = You've almost been strangled to death by the automatic
seat belt.

(started car while it was in gear, then accidently let out the clutch while the seat belt was right on my neck, since the car stalled out, the seatbelt froze in place, causing it to put a crap load of preassure on my neck.)

103 = You are completely dumbfounded when people say that
eclipses and talons are hot but lasers are slow?

154 = When your friends know that you are coming just by
hearing your car turn the corner.

163 = If you think the the 3G is the STUPIDEST idea
ever......

166 = Youve explained what "DSM" means so many times, you
have the speech memorised

175 = When you spool right next to a kid with his window
down and wwhHAA-- PSHSHhhh, blow off and break the poor
kids neck, just becuse it's funny.

(except my O2 dump is louder than my BOV)

177 = You know "who" Satan really is.

185 = You think the hump 'adds character'

244 = u turn insane from the fzz fzz sound coming from ur
rear speakers during a heavy-bass song

Front* (I replaced the rear already)

248 = You would rather post your 'personal' problems on DSM
TALK than tell you friends.

(Different DSM site though.)

252 = u found 9387498374 problems with the fast and the
furious

270 = If even in the freezing cold winter you roll down the
windows when approching a tunnel, so that you can make the
LOUDEST purge ever...

284 = When people complain about the cost of 87 Octane gas,
you shake your head knowing you have to pay alot more for
premium.

^SO TRUE!!!^

those are the funnest things I have ever read but sadly true
noel

I actually laughed outloud when I read

63 = You get in alot of races because your car "auto-revs"
for you.


That's links is great.