Anyone from this site is invited. Rob is turning 27 on sunday the 13th. I am inviting any from dsm central to join my husband and I.

Where: Buffalo Wild Wings (E. Peoria next to Culver's)

When: Sunday Nov. 13th

Time: 5:00pm

Objective: To get Rob DRUNK!!!!

Please let me know if you can come asap so I can call down there and make reservations. Thanks Kristy

I would very much so like to attend. I am pretty good at getting other people drunk Unfortunately, I won't be in town until the 19th of November. Get him a shot of the most alcoholic beverage they carry (Bicardi 151 anyone?) for me!! Have a great B-Day Rob!!!!!!!

We're there........ hopefully we can find a babysitter

Thanks Jbone, but I think I'll pass on the 151.... I'm what you'd call a drinking featherweight.

Ahh, lets go a step further and try a shot of Everclear. That'll clean out the sinuses, and the bowels, and anything else it comes into contact with. I've taken a shot of that stuff one time, and I'll never do it again.

Ask Miami what happens when you light a match at the opening of a newly empty bottle of everclear.

Whatever you do, fire and alcohol don't mix well! Stay away from the "Statue of Liberty" shots where you soak your finger in 100+ proof alcohol, set finger ablaze, point towards the ceiling, take the shot, and blow your finger out. Unfortunately some of us (I.E. Me) are dumb enough to stick the flaming finger in their already alcohol coated mouth. Fortunately, nothing was burned.

happy birthday rob,
not sure if i'll be able to make it. it's a possibility.


wow, nate... that's mean.. .just down right mean. oh the memories of that satanic beverage.

... roughly equivalent to what happens when you light a match at the opening of his personal exhaust port?

one comming here

I have a video of just such an event BTW

Then post it up!

So Dan are you coming? What about Nate? I am going to call down to Buffalo Wild Wings this afternoon and give them a estimate head count. I don't want to have to wait for 30 mins while they bullshit and try to set up tables. Trust me I know how it works.

Andrea and I should be able to make that.

a couple of shots my husband might just be trying:

Jagerbomb
Piece of Ass
3 Wise Men (Jack, Jim and Jose)
Red Headed Slut
Slippery Nipple
Crispy Critter (Consists of amaretto, so co, OJ, and Beer)

....the list can go on and on.....

anyone know of any other shots i have not heard of yet and what they consist of?

I could use some new ones at work.

What about a concrete mixer? Not sure how it's made but it turns to like cottage cheese in your mouth.
You have to take one shot and hold it in your mouth and then add the other shot. And comince to mixing then "swallow" hard.
Tell you what one of those and he should be good and screwd
Just not sure what shots though.

I believe it involves Baileys but not sure what you mix with it. I want to say lime juice-i have heard of it before.

Add 2 and an infant spot for us.

We have a sitter!!! Ok, so this will be the 2nd "date" we've gone on since Bo was born I am not going to drink though, I haven't had any alcohol in about 1 1/2 years and know I would get tipsy ...... not good lol. So Kristy, you'll have to do the drinking for me lol ya hussy j/k

Yes, a cement mixer is bailey's and lime juice.... the lime juice curdles the bailey's.... it is the most disgusting shot ever!!!

YAY DARRYL AND SUSAN...... I am so excited to see you guys and Lauryn!!!!!

wonderful!!! So far 11 people. Keep em comin' Anybody else? I have to go and drop off some bills and then I will be home again so I will hold off until then to call BWW to make a reservation.



Thank you to everyone who can make it and those who wish they could be there for Rob's birthday!! He has been needing to get out and loosen up a little!!

BTW--It only takes me 2 bud's and 2 shots of Jose and maybe a glass of wine and pretty much anybody can take advantage me. 2 more bud's and a shot of Jose I wont remember a damn thing!!!

Hmmm.... I'm not sure I like the sound of this. My wife plotting to get me drunk. I'll probably wake up in the back alley in my undies covered in goat milk....

Funny, I don't remember this.... was I there?

Oh come on Honey!! You wont remember a damn thing. I just have to get you home somehow!!

This way I can take advantage of you!

I think you're way of taking advantage of me involves emptying my wallet!

hmmmm..... if you play your cards right bobert, sounds like you just may get some on your b-day!!!!


(hey Kris, when you steal the wallet i'll come get ya and we'll go to super wal-mart!!! )

First drink is on me rob aaaahahaha

Oh That's IT Buddy!!! Game on!!

Let's see how high Kristy can get the tab on Sunday!!

2buds- $5.00
2 Jose- $6.00
Jagerbomb- $5.00
2 More Buds-$5.00
2 More Jose- $6.00
Another Jagerbomb- $5.00
Yep--Rob is drunk now!! Let's keep going!
I'll Buy a round for everyone-$20.00

That's $52 so far!! I would have to say that the event of getting drunk is not the cheapest hobby!! But it sure can be alot of fun!!

Love ya!!!!

Ok, now I'm getting scared...

Put me and the Mrs down for some birthday action. She may not end up going, but at least you'll have enough seats if she does. So if Rob's getting destroyed, is there a chance a certain Dogg may be ripped as well? Might be able to get knuckle-deep with him if so.

If the girlfriend finishes her four page paper by then she and I'll be game for it. Although, she won't be drinking......but I WILL!!!!

Where exactly is this in E Peoria? I don't know where that Culver's is, either, so if you could reference it to something else, that'd be helpful.

It's right off the Bob Michael Bridge, near wal-mart and lowes. Pretty hard to miss!

Right arm, brother!

i'll go

Address is 833 West Camp Street, East Peoria, IL

I'll be there, but late.

Thanks to all for a great time tonight! The wife really enjoyed meeting all of you. I'm pleased to have left the evening with several great quotes and stories.

Thanks guys, I just wish your heads felt like mine right now.... my boss will be really happy tomorrow, I'm sure..... FYI guys... stop at the 3 wise men....

did you have more after the 3 wise men?!?!?! LMFAO!!

What are you doing on the computer right now instead of in the bed with your wife?!?! Or was it that quick lol

Happy Birthday Rob! Sorry I missed the party....I feel for your Monday morning wake-up.

HA HA HA!!!!! The wise men WEREN'T wise. Dirty bastards!

Oh well, you got next year to get them back, Rob

Thanks for the great time guys!

Yes Katie... 4 horsemen...

I actually got to work at 8 this morning though, so you guys will have to try harder next year!

That door panel will look awesome in the new garage!!

I guess I'll have to make sure I'm there. I'll make these your famous last words.

I think the key is to find a babysitter that will extend my cerfew beyond 8:30PM....

Glad you liked the door card buddy!

I think Goat's wife was getting ready to sacrifice him to the Gods by the end of the night. Somehow I don't think she thought the "goat cheese" comment was all that funny.

The girlfriend and I had a good time though and there were plenty of good laughs. I can't wait till next weekend for Joe's little get together!

Happy Birthday Rob! Sorry I missed the party... glad to see that you made it to work on Monday morning.... did the wife have to come in banging pans together to get ya up or what???

Hope I didn't upset anyone....

Nah, I don't think you upset anyone, I was the one that said it. I think people were more upset you didn't take Joe's, Dan's and my money to get up on the table and dance!

Thank you to everyone who came last night and celebrated Rob's birthday with us!! The whole door panel card idea was wonderful and would never of thought of it myself.

Maybe you guys have started something with the whole panel door card thing. Rob will have to be incharge of the card issue for the next person who has a birthday bash!!

Next year it will be at Old chicago and he will have to do all 110 beers that night. Hahahahaha

Thanks again Guys!!

Rob's Wife

I'll start dancing right now if the offer's still good....