Well I’ve been up to no good lately as usual but figured I would post a couple new arrivals to the “family”

First Up 1992 Plymouth Laser RS Turbo FWD 5 Spd 95k miles in a sexy faded Teal color. Picked it up by Chicago a few weeks back for a good deal. 155-150-120-150 so it will be getting a "top Line budget" rebuild later this spring. Still haven’t decided if I want to leave it alone or make it a highway contender since I should have my AWD on the streets by Slo Pny Drag Day for its debut. 2.0 or 2.3 still up in the air at this point (if everything goes as planned) but that's a whole different story with close to a year and a half of headaches in the making.

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Next up a 2006 4lb baby girl. Born Jan 23rd 4lbs, 17in (2 months premature) Finally got to bring her home this past weekend. Still not modified at this point but she’s a future gear head. My son will be 6 in a few weeks, I'm only 22 but feel like an old man now!

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Once i get back on the ball with the 94 Talon i will get some updates and pics.

Congrats on both accounts, man!! You know you're a gearhead when youl list a car before a kid!!

LOL After i typed it up i was thinking maybe i should copy and paste the kid part on top of the car

Congratulations! My first one's due in June.

Its all smooth sailing till they start running around breaking everything you own and having seizure like fits in the Kroger checkout lane because they want a Sponge Bob Square Pants Yoyo that you’ve told them 5 times they cant have but they refuse to reason with you!!!!! Damn kids, congratulations though !

congrats

Congrats... hopefully your wife won't make you sell your car for a MINIVAN like mine....

NEVER! more like an addition of a family sedan lol

maybe you will get lucky like I did and end up getting a GVR4

Congratulations - hope momma and baby are doin' great!

Addition to the family is what got me into an Evo ...

If you score another one you will have to goto the mini van. Congrates on the baby girl! I have 2 and man they are worse than the 2 boys. Mood changes are worse with the lil girls than a woman. Good luck and don't pull all your hair out, LOL.

Thanks, yeah they are doing real good now. I wish I could afford to put myself into an evo cause the old lady wouldn’t know anything different. Until the UPS man started making daily visits again, I'm sure that would tip her off that me and another car are having an affair.



I will take my mid to small size cars to the grave. I could fit one of the kids in the hatch of the talon Unfortunately I know all to well about the "little girl fits" I have a few friends that have girls and when the doc said she was having a girl I shed a tear. Just wait till she brings her first boyfriend home. I will be sitting on the porch in my rocking chair cleaning my shotgun.

When it is time for the boys, I will have my mom here to handle it. She can intimidate anyone, and find out any dirt on said person within the hour. LOL! That is why we call her Big Bad Momma Graves! My sister is 16 now and still no boyfriends to the house, LOL. And she (my sister) is a looker! Just bring your parents over and make a party out of it. Maybe you could imbarress her into not going with him, LOL.

Mine are 3 1/2 and 5 and they claim they have boyfriends already...

Best line for a boyfriend -

"If anything happens to my little girl, I've got no problems going BACK to prison."

I figure if I bring the boy up right he will dish out some intimidation on any unsuspecting boyfriends. Guy’s know what guys think, but women don’t understand the mentality for quite a while. Also by the time she’s bringing boys over I will have my Porsche GT2 so I figure I’ll just take the kid for a ride on some vacant country road. Push the pedal to the floor till there’s no more go and start singing some old G&R till he’s crying and pissing his pants. I’m pretty sure that will keep the boys away. Fucked up part is I can already see 15 years down the road asking my daughters new boyfriend “wanna go for a ride”

Just a word of advice....I wouldn't let Spy hang out at your house very often bud....

[quote=AWD DSM 1,Feb 14 2006, 09:37 AM] [QUOTE=Taxiwardance,Feb 14 2006, 09:24 AM]
"If anything happens to my little girl, I've got no problems going BACK to prison." [/quote]
My new favorite quote!!!!

I'm saving that for my little girl. I'm already grooming my son for the protective big brother role!

congrats!! My little fella will be 1 soon and as I'm sure you know, the time goes by too too quickly!! At least your baby girl has an older brother to look out for her....oh oh oh or she can date all of his friends. YIKES lol good luck with that man

I hadn't thought of that dating possiblity....

Sh$t she was holding up the wife's bra last night and I starting getting a little sick to my stomach