GET-AWAY CAR

SUMMARY
1992 EAGLE TALON Tsi AWD……………………………$10,000 CASH ONLY
440-465 HP at the wheels
170MPH top speed attainable in very short distance and sustained as required
Regularly turns 12.0 @ 120mph quarter mile times on pump gas and every-day tune and All-Season tires
Best of 11.8@ 122mph quarter mile on race gas
Powerful All Wheel Drive with upgraded transmission and spool for All Terrain performance
Suspension lowered and upgraded with heavy duty equipment
Upgraded brake system with stainless steel lines and racing pads
Very stock appearing including exhaust, gaining little to no attention from anyone

Comparison numbers posted in the October 2007 Motor Trend magazine:
2007 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Quarter Mile: 12.2@115mph for $140,820 as tested
2007 Chevy Corvette Z06 Quarter Mile:11.8@121mph for $75,175 as tested
2007 Dodge Viper SRT10 Quarter Mile: 11.7@124mph for $90,145 as tested
2007 Lambo Murcielogo LP640 Qtr. Mile: 12.0@123mph for $379,000 as tested

Custom options such as dark mode to kill all lights except head lights, license plate hide feature, run flat tires and many more options can be added onto the package price.

More details and pictures available for discrete buyers

Oh my god. Best thread ever!.

Yeah... What do you think about this as my next E-bay ad?

hell man. Why not. What could possibly go wrong?

definate win. though I'd throw in a disclaimer about not being responsible for use of said added features

License plate hide feature? Add that to the package!!