are the meetings for dsm central a monthly thing/weekly thing or what, please let me know and i will show up to as many as possible.

They just kinda happen as they happen. There is usually at least a three day notice.

Hahaha...hey that didn't used to bother you until you got shacked up!

Oh it doesn't bother me. I can get out of the house when I want, just not after 3 days straight of doing nothing with the wife and everything with the car.

Just wait... it gets worse. After a month with the car the wife REALLY gets jealous.

Just remind her who you were married to first...

Oh wait, I guess I should not be the one giving marriage advice