I bought a car today, here it is travis: Options

[AWD DSM 1]

Apparently you haven't seen Travis' car lately.....

[KOU In3]

Project frankensteins competition:  Project sPoOn

Ill be waiting for you at the finish line travis

http://www.centralillinoisimports.org/vbul...=&postid=152129

Wow, I guess that only leaves me with a few options:

A ) Should I cut and paste the thread from another board where you said you just bought a 4cyl mustang?

B ) Ask if you actually have keys and a title to this one?

C ) Offer to race you in the beater this weekend for $200

D ) Laugh myself silly and send you here www.koumotorsports.com Go to the shop car page and look again at your honda.

E ) All of the above. Bring your cash, your title, and your silly little car.

[resalturbo]

i say pick letter E:

[mark95turbo]

D ) Laugh myself silly and send you here www.koumotorsports.com Go to the shop car page and look again at your honda.

Looks like a Silly Paper racer car to me. I say take the $200 option Wendy.

[SCCA Stang]

Looks like a Silly Paper racer car to me. I say take the $200 option Wendy

I prefer to call it "bench racing" myself

Project frankensteins competition: Project sPoOn

Ill be waiting for you at the finish line travis

hey maybe you could race my cavalier, that would be a pretty evenly matched race!!! I might even bring my Accent along for $hit$ and giggles!!!

[KOU In3]

wanna race me this weekend in the beater for fun?

Bring your car to Champaign and I'll walk it in the beater for fun.
Ask me to make a 200 mile round-trip to race a car you 'might' have and I want to see you throw some Honda money down against my junkyard dog.

How much of a headstart do you need to put your money where your mouth is Windell?

[awd4kicks]

You gonna take the engine lift and two spare tranny's out before you race, KOU?

[KOU In3]

You gonna take the engine lift and two spare tranny's out before you race, KOU?

I thought that was traction weight. And spare parts/tools to fix the car in case I get stranded before the finish line.

[akamiami]

heh...you'd probably have time for those repairs too.

Wow, Travis, I just looked at koumotorsports' website. Nicely done!

I had no idea your car was that built. Nice brakes, roll cage, coilovers, camber plates........ I'm jealous!

[KOU In3]

I had no idea your car was that built.

Built yes, built to run... not yet.

Honestly though, thanks for the compliment. It means a lot coming from someone who's car I've been drooling over for a couple of years now.

[Larz]

Return of Windell's grocery getter revenge!

[AWD DSM 1]

Backing out already... figures.

[SCCA Stang]

travis, ive had the car 3 days, no need to race yet, no mods done..

thats a honda guy for ya, spent too much money on the purchase, then flaps his suck, and forgets that he now has no money for the mods that will cost him 3X what we can spend for the DSM's!!!

Honda civic = $9,000
fart can and cold air = $300
APC, AEM, and V-Tec stickers = add 100 HP (in a honda mind)

walking his dog in a $1500 DSM (purchase and mods) = priceless

[KOU In3]

travis, ive had the car 3 days, no need to race yet, no mods done..

Then why did you post a thread calling me out in the very subject, opening post, and again two posts down?

[Serbd97]

Project frankensteins competition: Project sPoOn

Ill be waiting for you at the finish line travis

http://www.centralillinoisimports.org/vbul...=&postid=152129

Dude, you talk so much shit it ain't funny. Haven't you learned your lesson yet? And no wonder you come on CII like a ghey little biatch talking about how you are tired of not having any CII "Friends"? You know if you would keep your trap shut a little more often, you woulodn't have half the problems you do. Can I get in on the race? You pick the car, either my eclipse or my galant. Even with the Galant out of service for the time being, I am willing to bet I still have a chance against your sorry biatch ass!!!!

[Larz]

wanna race me this weekend in the beater for fun?

Dude, you asked for it. Now everyone is going to give it to you straight up the tail pipe. See my sig below.

[SCCA Stang]

See my sig below

yo larz, i dont even think that it is a V-Tec engine, it has the stock wheels from a Civic DX, the only Civic models that have a V-Tec engine are the EX and the Si.

[Larz]

I've never delved that far into the world of grocery getters. Didn't know, but I love it when Honda owners see that pic.

[Temp_Me96]

Oh Windell why do you do this to yourself? Did you see on the main page Honda Central? I dont think so! I bet Mary's 92 Plymouth Laser RS automatic would spank you with her driving.
But to be the nice guy I am I will say, If the Honda is yours it is a clean ride and I hope you enjoy it. Recommended motor swap or something. Until then keep your thoughts of winning in it to a minimal just to keep the peace.


REMEMBER THIS 420A-T EATS TOYOTA'S AND SHITS HONDA. LOL I kill me!

[MidwestDSM]

Before making a trip to race Windell in this car he supposedly owns, I would want to see pictures of him not only with the car, but scans of the title with his name on it, registration, insurance cards, videos of him driving it, as well as a note from God saying it is really his.

[Larz]

I heard he talked some smack, but I didn't know it was that bad. What did he do? On this forum or CII?

[SCCA Stang]

OK, i'll be a guinea pig to see how bad this car really is (or to see if you really have it), windell, you set up a meet time and place, I'll show up with the cav (by the way completely factory stock) you show up with your civic and some dough, we'll run'em

I normally wouldn't do this with the cav but I'm really hard up for a dig!!!

[Serbd97]

y'all notice he talks smack, and then runs back into his corner like a f'n cockroach. Wait, I wouldn't want to insult the cockroaches by calling him one of them. LOL

[MidwestDSM]

I'll run him in my FWd tonight (while im drunk and would have to be pointed to the starting line) for $2000......damn Hondas.

[katie]

Windell, how's your girlfriend....errrr... I mean sister doing these days? LOL Just kidding. You crack me up with all of your stories kid! With an imagination like yours, you should go into book writing....maybe children's books so it won't be too hard on the ole' noggin.

[SCCA Stang]

I'll run him in my FWd tonight (while im drunk and would have to be pointed to the starting line) for $2000......damn Hondas.

ya ..driving drunk makes you a better person than me...fool

windell, I accually dont think that Midwest DSM was accually going to race drunk, I think that he was just trying to make a point, as have the rest of us that before you start flapping your suck and calling someone out (who seriously outhorses, outhandles, and overall outperforms you) you need to have something that can back up your mouth.

I dont really want to race you just because I have more dignaty than to race someone who I am going to abliviate. and I am sure that Travis and everyone else here feels the same way.
but If you continue to run your mouth, eventually someone will put you back in your place.

DSM Central has historically been a forum with little drama, but (while humorous at times) you seem to create tons.

personnally I am tired of seeing this subject continuously remain on the top of the general topic forum.

anyone else feel the same????

[DVNT Kidd]

this whole little argument can end like this:

members of the forum
i believe i've met wendell in person and he didn't seem that bad. at least he's passionate about the scene, and sometimes that's all anyone can afford. i can actually understand where the guy's comin' from...

however

wendell
i'm not flamin' you with this, but i asked my eight year old brother who would win between a stock civic (don't even know if it's vtec) and a decently modified eclipse. hands down, the second grader told me the dsm would walk the dog... with ease. also, i've never seen you drive, but you can have a ten second car with a thirteen second driver. just something to think about. two other things to think about: 1) you're advertising a civic on a dsm forum (which is generally taboo, but somehow the guys like you enough to not flame you right off the site, and 2) if you've not had a lot of experience with message boards, common practice is to not provoke anyone or it has a habit of turning nasty and flames shooting out. so you can understand everyone's skepticism when you issued the challenge. you may have meant it as a joke or as fun, but remember, this is only text. we can't hear your inflections or delivery, so we're free to take it as we please.

anyways, i've had my piece. probably going to be flamed myself. i'm no one's babysitter. just tryin' to keep the peace.

peace.

[Larz]

Hell yeah. I'm here to flame you, Kidd. J/K. I own a Mazda, but I'm on this forum. Why? It's local. Well, will be in a few months. If I can support something from Illinois, I will.

[MidwestDSM]

Just to defend myself from Windell (HAHAHAHA), I wasn't really going to race drunk. Its called sarcasm, look it up. GSXRACER had my back on this one though, and was right. I was simply saying I would because I knew I wouldn't have to worry about it, because (a) even if I did race you drunk I would win, and ( I would never have to worry about racing you drunk because you wouldn't show up.

And as far as people not like Windell, here are a few reasons why....

(as originally said by Turbo Tension on CII)

"I just want to know, does anyone remember the exact chronology of events that took place from being normal boy into being psycho lying wannabe identity thefting boy?

I remember in the beginning there was

DrifterX (Windels91turbo on DSMcentral)
DrifterX hits Curb
Admition of hitting curb leads to scrutiny
Kae Poe syndrome
Bagged Low then appears
Bagged Low obsesses over JAGR
Bagged Low gets destroyed by Scrapin_Frame
Along came Signal Automotive
Lots of posts about crap
Then came M3 Power
M3 Power becomes Nate and Zach combined
M3 Power totals his car
M3 Power comes clean
M3 Power is still not respected"

Other Members comments.....
"Lets not forget about the thread where he says he is leaving, but doesnt. No one respects you because you are a jackass and a liar. And lets not forget about you being a stalker, or stealing animated GIFs from other forums and saying they were yours. The list goes on..."

"The best would have been when he posted under a different name giving himself props as a great drifter.. hahaha That was some damn funny shit."

"Haha! The weirdest part about it was he would have conversations with himself. And when he was Kae Poe, he was doing some hardcore flirting with Spy. That's some ghey shit."


I'm going to end it there, but these are just a few things he has done in the past that pisses people off. I'm not looking for additions to the list, just letting the guys who don't know know.

[Mike]

alright guys I think 33 post sums this topic up. Lets move on. please try and refrain from this being a flamming board.

[MidwestDSM]

35.

I'm going to end it there, but these are just a few things he has done in the past that pisses people off. I'm not looking for additions to the list, just letting the guys who don't know know.

I agree and understand, not what I was trying to do. I just hate it when he pulls this "I'm not that bad" and "Why don't you believe me" and "lets race for money" crap. I like to think that I might be saving other people out there some time and gas in the future.

[Larz]

Guys, I'm sorry to keep this thread alive, but you'll all understand after you see the link below.

http://veepers02.budlight.com/service/Retr...B6-B3EE4054966E

[SPOOLED91]

LAUGHING TO THE POINT WHERE I AM WETTING MYSELF!!