your most interesting moving violation, be honest!!! Options

[SCCA Stang]

I thought of starting this thread so that we can share our most interesting moving violations.... if you don't feel like getting too specific (fear of the "five-O" targeting you) don't have to get too specific, just the general idea

[Justincredible]

you want things weve been caught for? or things we havent?

I say the best line I ever heard was:
"you dont have any drugs, weapons or dead bodies in the back do ya."
while being pulled over for suspicion of drunk driving WEEH!