Fellas, do the crime face the time. Options

[akamiami]

I remember researching this statute several years back when a certain someone (no, not me) was facing potential charges.

Reading the consequences definitely 'sobered me up' to the reality that if they wanted to, they could throw the book at me for a lot of what I was doing.

Getting anal-raped in the duodenum while in a prison cell, horribly wrecking my car and getting a debilitating or sexually complicated injury, or paying a hefty #*$&-ing fee (sic Team America) isn't nearly worth the cheap thrill of racing some jagoff on a congested street with my slow-ass whip.