Stupid DUB CITY!! Options

[Gearbanger]

Ok so I go to pekin to race often... So its off season for my camaro so its not out, So my Jeeps broke and im driving my 82yr old grandpas 93? dogde dokota sport 3.9 V-6 all stock its pretty quick but its "doesnt have the cob webs blown out of it" so yeah it has more potential. ANY WAY knowing people down there I was just hanging out with friends most of the cars down there were cobras, GT's, a Vette 450hp K20 truck, Big bad toys. So this little VW Jetta GTI??? hatch back thing with a huge fart pipe, neon lights and sitckers all over it kept driving by and reving it (just knowing he would get killed by mostly anything down there. So i asked him to race my friends SC thunderbird and my friend just laughed at him so I told him I would take him in the sport. So we go and line up I go "SAY WHEN!" he repiles "ON THREE"...."THREE" (wheels spinning and he takes off) I calmly look over to my friend and say "WHAT THE HELL??" and mash it to the floor I take off pulling on him in first, then second... came right next to the passenger front fender as we crosed the line... We got back and hes like "yeah i got cold air intake and a fart pipe" I go Ya feel proud to beat a totaly stock auto truck? and you had to cheat? He goes well i dunno and mumbled off... Oh well he won I give it to him but it was rather cheap...

Later my friend after the race call all our friends and goes "MAN we just got beat by a ricer with a dub city sticker!"