You might be a DSM owner if... Options

[Red_06_EvoRS]

I'm not sure why this is on a nissan site but it has some funny stuff in it.

http://nissan300zx001.tripod.com/id24.htm

[MidwestDSM]

me and JVB went through this last night....some of my favorites that ring true for me:

11 = If you drive 5 extra blocks for a gas station that has
1 more octane point
12 = If you get refused on your tread wear warranty every
time you have tried, because of poor alignment.
21 = You only carry a Palm Pilot to log your engine's data.
24 = Your wife/girlfriend wishes your car never exsisted.
32 = your eye automatically catches EVERY dsm that drives
by on the highway
48 = If your car consists of parts from more than 10 other
DSMs.....
52 = If your pasanger window takes more that five minutes
to get all the way up
54 = If your DSM is the most unreliable car you have ever
owned, but still your favorite......
63 = You get in alot of races because your car "auto-revs"
for you.
90 = if you slam 2nd hard enough your wipers turn on
95 = your friend with a 5.0 says "at least my car is
reliable"
116 = You have your girlfriend drive you "far" distances
becuase you actually want to get there.
125 = If you tell people you have a two seater so that you
don't have to watch them suffer in the back seats.....
128 = If you have attemted sex in your car once, and vowed
never to do it again.
144 = Your girlfriend knows what DSM stands for.
152 =You say a grinding transmission is "normal"
167 = you go to an autoparts store and ask for Eagle Talon
Parts hoping that those stupid people think they are
cheaper than the Mistubishi Eclipe parts.
173 = when you hear "horsecock" you think of a shifter!
181 = The black deposits on the rear bumper are now "part
of the paint"
195 = If you have over boosted without consideration of the
cosequenses, just to see what she does
214 = People ask you what dyno shop you use for tuning, and
you laugh at the thought.
231 = Your girlfriend drives you around more times then you
drive her
262 = Your friends know exactly where your BISS screw is,
and fix your idle more then you do.
267 = your e-mail address or instant messaging screenname
has something to do with your car
268 = You have Honduhs rev on you more often than R. Kelly
visits a McDonalds Playplace
286 = You wish you could just start over ... and do it all
right.
287 = Being poor doesn't even bother you anymore.




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