You might be a DSM owner if... Options

[Red_06_EvoRS]

I'm not sure why this is on a nissan site but it has some funny stuff in it.

http://nissan300zx001.tripod.com/id24.htm

[DSM5]

16 = If people ask you what's wrong with your car because
it keeps making this noise.

34 = if it's a 2g non spyder, you quickly check to see if
it has stock dual pipes. then turn back to see you are
swerving off the road

50 = If you take offense to the word Riceburner.....

51 = If you have a stick in your car, that's job is to prop
up the hatch.....

62 = Some people would like to go to Europe, you'd like to
visit Normal IL.

63 = You get in alot of races because your car "auto-revs"
for you.

65 = You've almost been strangled to death by the automatic
seat belt.

(started car while it was in gear, then accidently let out the clutch while the seat belt was right on my neck, since the car stalled out, the seatbelt froze in place, causing it to put a crap load of preassure on my neck.)

103 = You are completely dumbfounded when people say that
eclipses and talons are hot but lasers are slow?

154 = When your friends know that you are coming just by
hearing your car turn the corner.

163 = If you think the the 3G is the STUPIDEST idea
ever......

166 = Youve explained what "DSM" means so many times, you
have the speech memorised

175 = When you spool right next to a kid with his window
down and wwhHAA-- PSHSHhhh, blow off and break the poor
kids neck, just becuse it's funny.

(except my O2 dump is louder than my BOV)

177 = You know "who" Satan really is.

185 = You think the hump 'adds character'

244 = u turn insane from the fzz fzz sound coming from ur
rear speakers during a heavy-bass song

Front* (I replaced the rear already)

248 = You would rather post your 'personal' problems on DSM
TALK than tell you friends.

(Different DSM site though.)

252 = u found 9387498374 problems with the fast and the
furious

270 = If even in the freezing cold winter you roll down the
windows when approching a tunnel, so that you can make the
LOUDEST purge ever...

284 = When people complain about the cost of 87 Octane gas,
you shake your head knowing you have to pay alot more for
premium.

^SO TRUE!!!^