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June 22, 2003 (To soon to plan) [ 3 ] ** [9.68%]
July 27, 2003 (NOPI racing at St. Louis) [ 1 ] ** [3.23%]
August 3, 2003 (HOT) [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
Sept 14, 2003 (Battle of the imports at Joliet) [ 2 ] ** [6.45%]
Sept. 21, 2003 (Open and cooler) [ 25 ] ** [80.65%]
Total Votes: 35
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awd4kicks
post Jun 9 2003, 09:48 PM
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Susan Hudson has been making the calls and Cordova is working with us very well.

It looks like the charge to get in will be about $50 per driver, which is nearly half of a Dyno run at R&T's. Plus with only 20-50 cars there you will be able to make as many runs as you feel safe doing for five hours straight!!! To make this happen I will be requiring pre-registration and payment so we can garantee a showing for race day. Once we make a decision on the date and a group, will post on Cii as well as some other advertizing.

Again, I will want to get a small group together to help coordinate the runs and results of each, so that we may be able to hand out a few trophies and booby prizes just for fun.

Post your comments and concerns here as you take the poll.

Thanks!


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natedogg
post Dec 16 2003, 11:11 AM
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After posting all that nerdy shit, I feel obligated to post this:

>>Understanding Engineers
>>
>>
>>Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where
>>did you
>>get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was
>>walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
>>woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took
>>off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second
>>engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably
>>wouldn't have fit."
>>
>>Understanding Engineers - Take Two
>>
>>To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
>>glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as
>>it needs to be.
>>
>>Understanding Engineers - Take Three
>>A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
>>particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's
>>with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The
>>doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
>>ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper.
>>Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that
>>group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens
>>keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters.
>>They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
>>so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent
>>for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a
>>special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And
>>I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's
>>anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these
>>guys play at night?"
>>
>>Understanding Engineers - Take Four
>>What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
>>Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers
>>build targets.
>>
>>Understanding Engineers - Take Five
>>The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The
>>graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The
>>graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
>>The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries
>>with that?"
>>
>>Understanding Engineers - Take Six
>>Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
>>possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a
>>mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said,
>>"No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many
>>thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually
>>it was a civil engineer. Who
>>else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
>>
>>Understanding Engineers - Take Seven
>>"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
>>Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
>>features yet"
>>
>>Understanding Engineers - Take Eight
>>An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it
>>was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect
>>said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for
>>an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his
>>mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there. The
>>engineer said, "I like both."
>>"Both?" "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
>>assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go
>>to the office and get some work done."
>>
>>Understanding Engineers - Take Nine
>>An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to
>>him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
>>princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
>>pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn
>>me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one
>>week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket,
>>smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried
>>out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay
>>with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the
>>frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
>>
>>Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
>>beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do
>>anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said,
>>"Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a
>>talking frog, now that's cool.
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- awd4kicks   Import Drag Bash Options   Jun 9 2003, 09:48 PM
- - Turbo Tension   Sept 21st I will be in bloomington. Closer drive:)   Jun 9 2003, 09:56 PM
- - natedogg   Mmmm... booby prizes... I can help with some coor...   Jun 10 2003, 09:12 AM
- - AWD DSM 1   I voted for the sept 21st also. gotta spread it o...   Jun 10 2003, 10:27 AM
- - Turbo Tension   is this for the mumbo jumbo with the CII people???...   Jun 10 2003, 11:40 AM
- - scorp28   I'll lend a hand if you need it.....I voted Se...   Jun 10 2003, 06:41 PM
- - Mike   I vote for Sept 21st! I would love to beat up...   Jun 11 2003, 11:04 AM
- - AWD DSM 1   QUOTE (scorp28 @ Jun 10 2003, 06:41 PM)I...   Jun 11 2003, 11:10 AM
- - Mike   QUOTE (POS AWD @ Jun 11 2003, 12:10 PM)The on...   Jun 11 2003, 11:17 AM
- - scorp28   QUOTE (POS AWD @ Jun 11 2003, 11:10 AM)The on...   Jun 11 2003, 05:52 PM
- - Speedracer   i voted for sept. 21st, DSM WILL beat those whiny...   Jun 13 2003, 02:01 AM
- - Super16G   Sept 21 might give me enough time to talk Kate int...   Jun 13 2003, 10:34 AM
- - AWD DSM 1   Playing for both teams heh?   Jun 13 2003, 11:26 AM
- - Mike   There has to be more then 10 peps going to this...   Jun 18 2003, 05:43 PM
- - KOU In3   I'll be there. But I don't feel like I ha...   Jun 18 2003, 08:53 PM
- - awd4kicks   U P D A T E : We are currently in the process of ...   Jun 19 2003, 07:09 AM
- - Mike   QUOTE (awd4kicks @ Jun 19 2003, 08:09 AM)We a...   Jun 19 2003, 08:55 AM
- - awd4kicks   What-chu-talkin-bout Mike?! Your the miestro...   Jun 19 2003, 11:01 AM
- - Temp_Me96   Sept 21st I hope thats enough time for me to debut...   Jul 24 2003, 11:49 PM
- - Mike   QUOTE (Temp_Me96 @ Jul 25 2003, 12:49 AM)This...   Jul 25 2003, 08:24 AM
- - MidwestDSM   I'd like to go, but I didn't vote, since I...   Jul 27 2003, 08:24 PM
- - Mike   When Will everyone be going? I was thinking about...   Aug 13 2003, 03:29 PM
- - PoofusJackson   Hey Guys! Im new to the club. Im part of the...   Sep 16 2003, 08:34 PM
- - 90GSX   hey i got a 1.8 laser, and i would go, but i would...   Sep 16 2003, 08:54 PM
- - AWD DSM 1   QUOTE (PoofusJackson @ Sep 16 2003, 08:34 PM)...   Sep 17 2003, 06:39 AM
- - PoofusJackson   QUOTE (94laser @ Sep 16 2003, 08:54 PM)hey i ...   Sep 17 2003, 08:31 AM
- - mark95turbo   QUOTE (PoofusJackson @ Sep 17 2003, 02:31 PM)...   Sep 17 2003, 02:36 PM
- - PoofusJackson   Oh, well in that case, I may possibly win the ...   Sep 17 2003, 09:04 PM
- - ranta18   Sept 21st for sure. That might give me enough tim...   Dec 16 2003, 03:18 AM
- - natedogg   This is an old thread, Mike. Talking about Sep. 2...   Dec 16 2003, 10:03 AM
- - KOU In3   QUOTE (ranta18 @ Dec 16 2003, 09:18 AM)Sept 2...   Dec 16 2003, 10:04 AM
- - natedogg   Haha. Don't you just need a flux capacitor, 1...   Dec 16 2003, 11:00 AM
- - natedogg   After posting all that nerdy shit, I feel obligate...   Dec 16 2003, 11:11 AM
- - AWD DSM 1   My dad just e-mailed that same engineer joke to me...   Dec 16 2003, 11:38 AM
- - JBone   that crap was funny (Homer mode on) WOO HOO! ...   Dec 18 2003, 03:28 PM
- - ranta18   my bad. i wasn't even paying attention. i th...   Dec 18 2003, 04:48 PM
- - justooln2   hey guys if i am in the country I will be there wh...   Jun 6 2004, 04:40 PM
- - rick03   i voted for sept 21st. i will show you all what a ...   Feb 16 2005, 09:18 PM
- - dstock22   QUOTE (rick03 @ Feb 16 2005, 09:18 PM)i voted...   Feb 16 2005, 09:51 PM
- - awd4kicks   I will behosting two drag events at Cordova this y...   Feb 16 2005, 10:15 PM
- - rick03   QUOTE (dstock22 @ Feb 16 2005, 09:51 PM)QUOTE...   Feb 17 2005, 08:27 PM
- - JMoushon   Not to prolong the life of a long lost thread, but...   Feb 17 2005, 09:31 PM
- - rick03   QUOTE (JMoushon @ Feb 17 2005, 09:31 PM)Not t...   Feb 18 2005, 10:46 PM
- - JMoushon   QUOTE (rick03 @ Feb 17 2005, 08:27 PM)i may o...   Feb 19 2005, 07:21 AM
- - awd4kicks   Rich the best ET I had recorded for you was a 14.2...   Feb 19 2005, 10:11 AM
- - rick03   QUOTE (JMoushon @ Feb 19 2005, 07:21 AM)QUOTE...   Feb 19 2005, 05:49 PM
- - rick03   QUOTE (awd4kicks @ Feb 19 2005, 10:11 AM)Rich...   Feb 19 2005, 05:54 PM
- - Taxiwardance   Hey Rich whats up pimp? you just need to keep tell...   Feb 19 2005, 06:25 PM
- - rick03   QUOTE (Taxiwardance @ Feb 19 2005, 06:25 PM)H...   Feb 22 2005, 08:14 PM
- - Taxiwardance   A fellow employee   Feb 22 2005, 08:19 PM
- - rick03   QUOTE (Taxiwardance @ Feb 22 2005, 08:19 PM)A...   Feb 24 2005, 08:39 PM
- - sleeperdsm   Judging by my current progress, my turd should be ...   Jul 3 2006, 03:56 PM
- - sleeperdsm   ..........................wrong year   Jul 3 2006, 03:57 PM


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