Jun 9 2003, 09:48 PM
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DSMCentral Godfather ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,823 Joined: 10-January 01 From: Washburn Member No.: 26 |
Susan Hudson has been making the calls and Cordova is working with us very well.
It looks like the charge to get in will be about $50 per driver, which is nearly half of a Dyno run at R&T's. Plus with only 20-50 cars there you will be able to make as many runs as you feel safe doing for five hours straight!!! To make this happen I will be requiring pre-registration and payment so we can garantee a showing for race day. Once we make a decision on the date and a group, will post on Cii as well as some other advertizing. Again, I will want to get a small group together to help coordinate the runs and results of each, so that we may be able to hand out a few trophies and booby prizes just for fun. Post your comments and concerns here as you take the poll. Thanks! -------------------- In Loving memory of David T Crebo
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Dec 16 2003, 11:11 AM
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![]() Zen Master DSM ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 3,008 Joined: 10-January 01 From: in front of you Member No.: 5 |
After posting all that nerdy shit, I feel obligated to post this:
>>Understanding Engineers >> >> >>Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where >>did you >>get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was >>walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful >>woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took >>off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second >>engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably >>wouldn't have fit." >> >>Understanding Engineers - Take Two >> >>To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the >>glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as >>it needs to be. >> >>Understanding Engineers - Take Three >>A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a >>particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's >>with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The >>doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such >>ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. >>Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that >>group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens >>keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. >>They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, >>so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent >>for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a >>special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And >>I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's >>anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these >>guys play at night?" >> >>Understanding Engineers - Take Four >>What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil >>Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers >>build targets. >> >>Understanding Engineers - Take Five >>The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The >>graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The >>graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" >>The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries >>with that?" >> >>Understanding Engineers - Take Six >>Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the >>possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a >>mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, >>"No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many >>thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually >>it was a civil engineer. Who >>else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" >> >>Understanding Engineers - Take Seven >>"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. >>Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough >>features yet" >> >>Understanding Engineers - Take Eight >>An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it >>was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect >>said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for >>an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his >>mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there. The >>engineer said, "I like both." >>"Both?" "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each >>assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go >>to the office and get some work done." >> >>Understanding Engineers - Take Nine >>An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to >>him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful >>princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his >>pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn >>me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one >>week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, >>smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried >>out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay >>with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the >>frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. >> >>Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a >>beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do >>anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, >>"Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a >>talking frog, now that's cool. |
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awd4kicks Import Drag Bash Options Jun 9 2003, 09:48 PM
Turbo Tension Sept 21st I will be in bloomington. Closer drive:) Jun 9 2003, 09:56 PM
natedogg Mmmm... booby prizes...
I can help with some coor... Jun 10 2003, 09:12 AM
AWD DSM 1 I voted for the sept 21st also. gotta spread it o... Jun 10 2003, 10:27 AM
Turbo Tension is this for the mumbo jumbo with the CII people???... Jun 10 2003, 11:40 AM
scorp28 I'll lend a hand if you need it.....I voted Se... Jun 10 2003, 06:41 PM
Mike I vote for Sept 21st! I would love to beat up... Jun 11 2003, 11:04 AM
AWD DSM 1 QUOTE (scorp28 @ Jun 10 2003, 06:41 PM)I... Jun 11 2003, 11:10 AM
Mike QUOTE (POS AWD @ Jun 11 2003, 12:10 PM)The on... Jun 11 2003, 11:17 AM
scorp28 QUOTE (POS AWD @ Jun 11 2003, 11:10 AM)The on... Jun 11 2003, 05:52 PM
Speedracer i voted for sept. 21st, DSM WILL beat those whiny... Jun 13 2003, 02:01 AM
Super16G Sept 21 might give me enough time to talk Kate int... Jun 13 2003, 10:34 AM
AWD DSM 1 Playing for both teams heh? Jun 13 2003, 11:26 AM
Mike There has to be more then 10 peps going to this... Jun 18 2003, 05:43 PM
KOU In3 I'll be there. But I don't feel like I ha... Jun 18 2003, 08:53 PM
awd4kicks U P D A T E :
We are currently in the process of ... Jun 19 2003, 07:09 AM
Mike QUOTE (awd4kicks @ Jun 19 2003, 08:09 AM)We a... Jun 19 2003, 08:55 AM
awd4kicks What-chu-talkin-bout Mike?! Your the miestro... Jun 19 2003, 11:01 AM
Temp_Me96 Sept 21st I hope thats enough time for me to debut... Jul 24 2003, 11:49 PM
Mike QUOTE (Temp_Me96 @ Jul 25 2003, 12:49 AM)This... Jul 25 2003, 08:24 AM
MidwestDSM I'd like to go, but I didn't vote, since I... Jul 27 2003, 08:24 PM
Mike When Will everyone be going? I was thinking about... Aug 13 2003, 03:29 PM
PoofusJackson Hey Guys! Im new to the club. Im part of the... Sep 16 2003, 08:34 PM
90GSX hey i got a 1.8 laser, and i would go, but i would... Sep 16 2003, 08:54 PM
AWD DSM 1 QUOTE (PoofusJackson @ Sep 16 2003, 08:34 PM)... Sep 17 2003, 06:39 AM
PoofusJackson QUOTE (94laser @ Sep 16 2003, 08:54 PM)hey i ... Sep 17 2003, 08:31 AM
mark95turbo QUOTE (PoofusJackson @ Sep 17 2003, 02:31 PM)... Sep 17 2003, 02:36 PM
PoofusJackson Oh, well in that case, I may possibly win the ... Sep 17 2003, 09:04 PM
ranta18 Sept 21st for sure. That might give me enough tim... Dec 16 2003, 03:18 AM
natedogg This is an old thread, Mike. Talking about Sep. 2... Dec 16 2003, 10:03 AM
KOU In3 QUOTE (ranta18 @ Dec 16 2003, 09:18 AM)Sept 2... Dec 16 2003, 10:04 AM
natedogg Haha. Don't you just need a flux capacitor, 1... Dec 16 2003, 11:00 AM
AWD DSM 1 My dad just e-mailed that same engineer joke to me... Dec 16 2003, 11:38 AM
JBone that crap was funny
(Homer mode on) WOO HOO! ... Dec 18 2003, 03:28 PM
ranta18 my bad. i wasn't even paying attention. i th... Dec 18 2003, 04:48 PM
justooln2 hey guys if i am in the country I will be there wh... Jun 6 2004, 04:40 PM
rick03 i voted for sept 21st. i will show you all what a ... Feb 16 2005, 09:18 PM
dstock22 QUOTE (rick03 @ Feb 16 2005, 09:18 PM)i voted... Feb 16 2005, 09:51 PM
awd4kicks I will behosting two drag events at Cordova this y... Feb 16 2005, 10:15 PM
rick03 QUOTE (dstock22 @ Feb 16 2005, 09:51 PM)QUOTE... Feb 17 2005, 08:27 PM
JMoushon Not to prolong the life of a long lost thread, but... Feb 17 2005, 09:31 PM
rick03 QUOTE (JMoushon @ Feb 17 2005, 09:31 PM)Not t... Feb 18 2005, 10:46 PM
JMoushon QUOTE (rick03 @ Feb 17 2005, 08:27 PM)i may o... Feb 19 2005, 07:21 AM
awd4kicks Rich the best ET I had recorded for you was a 14.2... Feb 19 2005, 10:11 AM
rick03 QUOTE (JMoushon @ Feb 19 2005, 07:21 AM)QUOTE... Feb 19 2005, 05:49 PM
rick03 QUOTE (awd4kicks @ Feb 19 2005, 10:11 AM)Rich... Feb 19 2005, 05:54 PM
Taxiwardance Hey Rich whats up pimp? you just need to keep tell... Feb 19 2005, 06:25 PM
rick03 QUOTE (Taxiwardance @ Feb 19 2005, 06:25 PM)H... Feb 22 2005, 08:14 PM
Taxiwardance A fellow employee Feb 22 2005, 08:19 PM
rick03 QUOTE (Taxiwardance @ Feb 22 2005, 08:19 PM)A... Feb 24 2005, 08:39 PM
sleeperdsm Judging by my current progress, my turd should be ... Jul 3 2006, 03:56 PM
sleeperdsm ..........................wrong year Jul 3 2006, 03:57 PM![]() ![]() |
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